Killing any of them would be a self-defense move to preserve one's own sanity.
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I’ll eat an Oscar Meyer Weiner
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GMTA! I just said this about 5 minutes ago.
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I don't know. Cookie monster is probably all fat and gristle. Elmo doesn't look like he lifts. He's probably tender like veal
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He’s clearly not pictured. There are rules FFS!
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I'd take Oscar. So we can take bets on which one of us kills ourself first.
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Oscar the Grouch because he’d be the least annoying. He would just stay in his trash can all day. It might be a makeshift one, it being a desert island and all, but he’d be minding his own business.
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Oscar comes with shelter, and isn't overbearing or annoying. Being from the streets, he is likely resourceful & comfortable on rationed food/water. Could be an asset.
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Sweet meat
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