if some brash chap slapped an egg on my head, i'd "beat" them. Get it? (just a little humor to diffuse the situation)
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dont be a cock
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Hell to the yeah!

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Ooof.
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This pun is poultry in comparison to the others,
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Funny side up as always Michael!
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I would demand he immediately get the cluck out of my face
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