But you know he gets the booty.
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Also the funniest.
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Swabs poopdecks with the best of them
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Sounds like an actual character from that porn parody from a few years ago. :P
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If Cumbeard is a pirate... would that make him a seaman?


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I would have to agree with you on that. Shitbeard was in the top spot prior to this revelation.
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However; there isn’t a better name for a butt pirate
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They're all seamen anyway, does it matter?
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Long Dong Silver is the best.
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I’d say that depends on the kind of pirate.
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