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"Oh yeah? What's his name?" "Uh... Tyrone.."
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"Our secret handshake is that one of us offers first and the other completely ignores it."
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Even better. Just say friend has the same pigmentation “skin condition” as Michael Jackson and I would thank you to not draw attention to his infirmities.
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Been killin the Northam jokes. Well done.
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Lol Clayton Bigsby FTW
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Nah... Christine Blasey Ford will come forward any moment to say she now remembers that it was her in black face and they were protesting racism together.....just let her have some caffeine and she'll even pass a lie detector..
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And that's who taught him to moon dance
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That reminds me of the dream I had last nite. I was Gov Northam and I was trying to outrun a pickup truck full of yearbooks and shoe polish!
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