I always figured the only thing you had in your wallet was a sheet of paper with "I can do what I want" written on it.
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lol it is rare but if you change your routine sometimes that can happen, like the last 2 things you grab are your wallet and phone, if something changes like you put something else in your pocket it can throw you off especially if you are in a hurry.
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Cheer up kid, it gets worse.
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It’s only senility if you left it in your freezer.
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What is it called “Mallzheimer’s,” where you forget where you parked your car?
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Just think about the things you can’t remember that you left behind.
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The beginning of the end.
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Welcome to the wild side!
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