I was born without a blue checkmark, Michael. You could've easily made your point without the checkmark reference.
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comedy central man doesn't appreciate you joking about things
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My sister is a blue check. I resent your reference to blue checks in this context. Couldn’t you simply have said some blue checks are utter gourds without casting aspersions on all of them? I know you don’t care- it’s why I follow you, but come on, dude.
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People say they follow you, but then say stuff like this shocks them. I don’t get it
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