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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 25 Dec 2018
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    is mario a plumber going to medical school or is he a doctor who retired and took up plumbing

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      1. Brock Williams‏ @dbrockwilliams 25 Dec 2018
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        YES!

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      1. Jeff‏ @Coach_JIB 25 Dec 2018
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        He’s Italian, so obviously he couldn’t get a medical degree.

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      1. Mr. Fierenhight‏ @PatrickORly 25 Dec 2018
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        Doctor who dreams of his passion, plumbing.

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      1. Problematic Pleb‏ @ProblematicPleb 25 Dec 2018
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        I think they caught him testing the shrooms and he lost his license so he took a job where hallucinating all day is no big deal

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      1. Jen Monroe  🗽 🌐  🎧  🦥‏ @jenniferm_q 25 Dec 2018
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        He’s a plumber who somehow got into the hostage retrieval business

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      1. Problematic Pleb‏ @ProblematicPleb 25 Dec 2018
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        Just... keep him away from your pet turtles 🙄

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      1. Russell Michaels‏ @TGBED8v8 25 Dec 2018
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        Completely different dudes.

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      2. Steve Kusaba‏ @MusicalKasparov 25 Dec 2018
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        He repairs his pipes with gorilla glue.

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      3. Mark B‏ @Texan_2013 25 Dec 2018
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        That’s usually a veterinarian.

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      1. アナキスト - (The Anarchist)‏ @_ancap_ 25 Dec 2018
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        Unlicensed street doctor, like the kind that mob guys go to when they get gunshot wounds they don't want to report to the police.

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