Check your duffel. Might still be there, full of soap bars and oranges.
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The Crow Flies at Midnight.
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Did you take them trick-or-treating?
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I dreamed I was eating a big white tortilla and when I woke up...
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The feds took them cause they can be used as a lethal weapon
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“Michael Malice, known miscreant and negligent pillowcase owner, tweeted out tonight....”
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Maybe the pillowcases didn’t make the move from the washer to dryer. Especially if washing machine room is crowded and someone quickly emptied the washer before you got to it and missed small pillowcases among linens.
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it’s the people under the stairz
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Thanks. I just snorted rum after reading your comment.
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