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Author of Dear Reader and The New Right Host of "YOUR WELCOME" and Night Shade / Subject of Ego & Hubris by Harvey Pekar

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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 12 Nov 2018
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    It's amazing how many people have convinced themselves that their lack of success is due to some overwhelming integrity, one that refuses work that has never been offered to them to begin with.

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      2. Jimmy Failla‏ @jimmyfailla 13 Nov 2018
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        You’re hanging out with too many comics!

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      3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 13 Nov 2018
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        TRUE

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      1. BeeDee‏ @BlessedBDC 12 Nov 2018
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        If this is about you not getting the Snake Whiskey spokesperson job, I'm here for you if you want to talk, but it just wasn't meant to be.

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      1. Lost In LA‏ @lost_in_la 12 Nov 2018
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      1. "String Literal"‏ @string_literal 12 Nov 2018
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        Sometimes this is the case, usually, it's not. ...But it's nothing automatic weapons can't straighten out, in the long run. @RealRossU @Cernovich @Schaeffer_Cox @officialmcafee

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      2. Dan Cotter‏ @TheDanCotter 12 Nov 2018
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        Ha, I was just talking to a friend that was criticizing Tiger Woods for his infidelity, and told him that it’s probably a lot easier to be faithful when you don’t have buses of super models following you around throwing themselves at you.

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      3. Bespectacled Gnome‏ @keikomushi 13 Nov 2018
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        One might argue that a certain percentage of human beings do not practice monogamy. In any case, alien wizards did it. #southpark

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      1. Yul-fodr‏ @YulFodr 12 Nov 2018
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        I tell myself that all of my short comings are a result of a Job like wager between God and the Devil.

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      1. Snowy‏ @snowy303 13 Nov 2018
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        What ever do you mean I'm quite sure all my short comings are other peoples faults

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      1. Statler if Statler was an internet loser‏ @meanprune 13 Nov 2018
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        Oh yeah well i have too much integrity to dignify this with a response.

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