Show him your belt aka dad style
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I'm waiting for some sick burns
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Who wouldn’t take the Belt on an early Sunday morning from JFK to Brooklyn?
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I dread the day this happens to me and I inevitably go off because WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING ME HOW TO DO YOUR JOB!
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If you got your wish your next wish would be to return to the belt.
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The answer to this question is always, “I usually go the shortest, least expensive way.”
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*Cab driver turns around. It's Elon Musk.* "Well, you're in luck!"
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Who takes cabs anymore?
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Are you foregoing Uber in hopes of randomly getting the cash cab again?
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That’s hot.
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