1 swig? That's 1/1024 proof? I'm more of a functioning alcoholist than that. Don't try to co-opt my disability!
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Sounds like a Tuesday.
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Watch out for beach people
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You party, bro?
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But did you really function, or did the St Germain just lend you the illusion of functioning?
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I do what I can. Thanks.
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