They’re pulling these situations out of a Dennis Cooper novel.
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film would imply some sort of evidence.
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I liked this tweet because I thought it was funny but then I realized this might actually be a real headline.
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We're heading right too triple dog date no stopping for formalities!
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Can we have some BDSM first? PLEASE, PLEASE, Oh Pleeeease!
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Next accusation.
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*Hillary tumbles down the stairs again*
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