Michael Malice Retweeted Mike Cannon
Michael Malice added,
Mike Cannon @IamMikeCannon
Me: Small Black iced coffee please.
Barista: Want milk?
Me: *daydreams about slaughtering everyone within a square mile, sticking a lit stick of dynamite up my asshole and then setting myself on fire*
Me: No thanks, just black.
Barista: *brings coffee* I left space for milk.
10:11 AM - 24 Sep 2018
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