these are two of my favorite @NeilHamburger jokes
Why did God send Terri Schiavo to Hell?
for the sin of sloth
Why did Eric Clapton start using apple products?
because he had a problem with windowshttps://twitter.com/CHSommers/status/1021614466629287936 …
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