michael king

@michaelkongking

because i never want to make you feel that you're social.

austin, tx
about.me/michael.s.king
Joined November 2014
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    31 Mar 2016

    how do we live in a world where a statement like this can be made about cars?

    Replying to @elonmusk
    Model 3 orders, whether in store or online, are limited to two per person
  2. Retweeted
    30 May 2014

    Got into computers because I enjoyed talking to machines instead of people. Now computers all about talking to people. This is some bullshit

    35 replies 1,302 retweets 1,547 likes
  3. Jun 5

    all your notifications are now photo filters.

    1 like
  4. Jun 5

    ‘this one goes up to 11…unless it is our flagship iPad Pro.’

  5. Jun 3

    titanic-level leakage here.

  6. Jun 2

    and stop with the modal dialog box to ‘turn off airplane mode or use wi-go to access data.’ most infuriating ios behavior.

    A totally random iOS 11 wish: make the airplane mode button just flip off the cell radio so BT headphones don't flip off.
  7. May 27

    why are sinks always in need of repair in tv show houses?

  8. Retweeted
    May 17

    When ransomware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂

    196 replies 16,863 retweets 16,586 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 17

    Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

    70 replies 341 retweets 746 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 11

    For the majority of people, Git is a magic black box they whisper obscure spells into. Paper about that

    41 replies 500 retweets 649 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 12

    Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse." -Pres. Reagan

    5,211 replies 8,971 retweets 25,793 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 9

    A ported iOS app won best Windows app of the year 🤔

    djay Pro and Algoriddim won the first-ever Windows Developer Award for App Creator of the Year! SO SO SO proud!
    8 replies 54 retweets 109 likes
  13. May 5

    just saw a guy wearing a ‘moustache is king’ shirt and guess what? no ‘stache.

  14. Retweeted
    Apr 28

    Cannot stop looking at the internet

    5 replies 14 retweets 60 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    Pretty much.

    8 replies 735 retweets 939 likes
  16. Apr 13

    wow. nintendo continues to amaze.

  17. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    Google: Please make light, jank-free websites that load quickly. Also Google: Use our super janky Youtube tags, ads, and tracking scripts.

    7 replies 428 retweets 892 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    For anyone who feels bad about their product backlog, just remember that Outlook has been rendering smiley faces as "J" for eight years.

    63 replies 3,564 retweets 5,824 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Mar 27
    Replying to

    One thing that makes 'More Life' great is it means Drake might finally go away for a little while.

    19 replies 256 retweets 435 likes
  20. Mar 7

    people who pronounce icon as ‘ike-un’ are never to be trusted.

    1 like
  21. Mar 2

    this one hits home.

    There's a downside to working on something big and important:

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