michael king

@michaelkongking

because i never want to make you feel that you're social.

austin, tx
Joined November 2014

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    31 Mar 2016

    how do we live in a world where a statement like this can be made about cars?

  2. Retweeted
    30 May 2014

    Got into computers because I enjoyed talking to machines instead of people. Now computers all about talking to people. This is some bullshit

  3. Jun 5

    all your notifications are now photo filters.

  4. Jun 5

    ‘this one goes up to 11…unless it is our flagship iPad Pro.’

  5. Jun 3
  6. Jun 2

    and stop with the modal dialog box to ‘turn off airplane mode or use wi-go to access data.’ most infuriating ios behavior.

  7. May 27

    why are sinks always in need of repair in tv show houses?

  8. Retweeted
    May 17

    When ransomware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂

  9. Retweeted
    May 17

    Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

  10. Retweeted
    May 11

    For the majority of people, Git is a magic black box they whisper obscure spells into. Paper about that

  11. Retweeted
    May 12

    Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse." -Pres. Reagan

  12. Retweeted
    May 9

    A ported iOS app won best Windows app of the year 🤔

  13. May 5

    just saw a guy wearing a ‘moustache is king’ shirt and guess what? no ‘stache.

  14. Retweeted
    Apr 28

    Cannot stop looking at the internet

  15. Retweeted
    Apr 13
  16. Apr 13
  17. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    Google: Please make light, jank-free websites that load quickly. Also Google: Use our super janky Youtube tags, ads, and tracking scripts.

  18. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    For anyone who feels bad about their product backlog, just remember that Outlook has been rendering smiley faces as "J" for eight years.

  19. Retweeted
    Mar 27
    Replying to

    One thing that makes 'More Life' great is it means Drake might finally go away for a little while.

  20. Mar 7

    people who pronounce icon as ‘ike-un’ are never to be trusted.

  21. Mar 2

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