Michael Jankie

@michaeljankie

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Melbourne, Victoria
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Joined May 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Oct 3

    Founders notice everything. Every bug, Every screwed up deal, Every employee that didn't give it their all, Everything every competitor does, Every moment that ever mattered. Everything that matters. Just make sure you keep most of it to yourself.

    54 replies 459 retweets 2,222 likes
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    Oct 2

    PoweredLocal wants a Senior Developer -

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    Oct 2

    Dear nearly every hotel in the world -- If need be, please make your rooms $1-10 more expensive and stop charging people for fucking wifi. In this day and age, it's like having a surcharge for toilet paper or water.

    375 replies 1,824 retweets 13,954 likes
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  4. Retweeted
    Sep 30

    Hey ! I'm going to be in San Francisco next week for a few days, and I'll have some time to kill. So if there are any Aussie founders working in the Valley at the moment, I'd love to set something up with you. Get in touch, my DMs are open.

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  5. Sep 26

    My new favourite thing to do is delete scripts in developer tools that are annoying me on a website.

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  6. Sep 24

    Wow! just made any choices on obsolete with some lines of code. Going to be lots of sad emojis being sent around ISPs and media companies today. 👏👏👏

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  7. Sep 16

    Just checked into an epic in San Diego. All my friends are on the bookshelf

    1 reply 5 likes
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  8. Retweeted
    Sep 9

    Quick phishing demo. Would you fall for something like this?

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  9. Sep 8

    Ha-maze-n @ Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada

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  10. Sep 2

    Showbiz'd it! Gig 1 of 1 done. World tour done. Have missed doing concerts. And this was an actual concert. @ Harbourfront Centre

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  11. Aug 19

    👏Perfect way to sell great economic policy 👉lower hhold expense & 🚀 economy (we will spend on other areas) 👉1000s of jobs, pay more tax & subsidise the program 👉remove peak demand pwer -a major factor in price 👉lower emissions 👉lower reliance on emergency services

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    ANNOUNCEMENT: We'll hook you up to solar power – and we'll cover the cost upfront. The big energy companies won't like this one bit.
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  12. Retweeted
    Aug 1

    Web: We noticed you're using an Ad blocker Me: I noticed you're using 32 tracking services.

    170 replies 30,305 retweets 109,023 likes
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  13. Retweeted
    Aug 1

    If you cover half of Harrison Ford’s face with your hand, you can see him acting out two different emotions at once.

    1 reply 3 retweets 10 likes
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    Jul 26
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    Twitter bans Russian bots, this is just proof from the president that Twitter can't tell the difference between republicans and Russian bots.

    24 replies 11 retweets 169 likes
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  15. Jul 26

    Hey & I think this is how you monetise -

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  16. Retweeted
    Jul 21

    SFO has a down vest vending machine for visiting VCs.

    118 replies 518 retweets 3,253 likes
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  17. Jul 17

    Great example of Product/Market fit. releases metal 💳 for Platinum Members

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  18. Jul 13

    Not all heroes wear capes. Thank-you

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  19. Jul 12

    I've started hearing a weird noise from my Airpods in the past month, finally discovered that it's a low battery alert.. Seems to start happening after about an hour and a a half of listening. One seems to die a quicker death than the other. Almost two years old.. :(

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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 11

    Are you Amazing? 🧙‍♀️ No? Don't apply for this Operations role with us in Melbourne then ;) 🤦‍♀️ WE ARE HIRING AN OPERATIONS MANAGER Go on, click the link ➡ Free WiFi for anyone who retweets/tags a mate.* *Anyone can have free WiFi

    4 replies 6 retweets 8 likes
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