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Michael Ian Black
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We're nearing our $20,000 goal folks! Remember, $1 provides 10 meals to people facing food insecurity IN YOUR AREA. (Donations are distributed based on ZIP code!) You can fight hunger AND insult me. WHAT A DEAL!! feedingamerica.org/USATodayRex
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With donations now topping $17,500, you have helped USA TODAY donate more than 170,000 meals with @FeedingAmerica. How about we donate more? bit.ly/3VXuweT?https:
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You know what? If you have to spell out the sound horse hoofs make on cobblestones, you could do a lot worse than “clip clop” and we should be grateful to whoever it was that first figured that out.
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MAGA is dead and Donald Trump’s on the outs. Republicans need their own Joe Biden, but instead their focused on Ron DeSantis, showing they've learned nothing at all from voters. My column: usatoday.com/story/opinion/
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I consider December 14th, 2012 the single darkest day of my presidency. The news from Sandy Hook Elementary was devastating, a visceral blow, and like so many others, I felt not just sorrow but anger at a world that could allow such things to happen.
Statement by President Obama on the 10th anniversary of Sandy Hook.
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The 2019 global pandemic that originated in China was “a plan to get the Democrat(ic) Party to win the election.” Makes sense.
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Bullshit... it was a plan to get the Democrat Party to win the election. It was all a fucking plan. If you don't consider that a possibility then you're a fucking sheep. And Fuck the Republican Party too!
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How long until these incredible scientists receive death threats for some random conspiracy theory involving lasers and pedophiles?
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Watch live: Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm to announce a “major scientific breakthrough” in the decades-long quest to harness fusion, the energy that powers the sun and stars. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1
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My cat was cleaning himself so I called him a groomer and he acted like he didn't even get the joke so we just kind of stared at each for a second and then he went back to cleaning himself and I made a second cup of tea.
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But they don't know him yet. Right now, he's just "faceless Republican who yelled at Mickey Mouse for being gay."
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USA Today poll: Biden vs Trump: Biden leads 47-40% Biden vs. DeSantis: DeSantis leads 47-43% usatoday.com/story/news/pol
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The narrative is now that Anthony Fauci politicized the virus. Not the Trump administration, Fauci.
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If believing that makes you sleep better at night, fine. Dr Fauci's treatment of the American people, the way he politicized the virus and used Twitter to control any narrative, even silencing doctors more qualified that he is in virology, is among the biggest problems.
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