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9 years in the NFL. 2 rings. #9years2rings

The wilds of Connecticut
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    Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 3

    Michael Ian Black Retweeted Stephanie McNeal

    Another shooting. I'm going to politicize the fuck out of it, and so should you. The NRA is a terrorist organization.https://twitter.com/stephemcneal/status/981264488497369088 …

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    • Smart.black.Queen Lynn Eddy paulomatos if you don't know me by now Concerned Citizen🌹🤝 . 遠田晃作 Michael Woodard theghostmagnet
    7,426 replies 4,143 retweets 17,297 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Riley  🇺🇸‏ @ripperpaint Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Shooters are always left wing

        20 replies 27 retweets 820 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 3
        Replying to @ripperpaint

        You know that's not true. So why do you say it? You know shooters can be anybody, from anywhere, with a range of beliefs. So why lie?

        276 replies 1 retweet 99 likes
      4. Vikki  🇺🇸 Trump's Smelly Hillbilly‏ @NRAHillbilly Apr 4
        Replying to @michaelianblack @ripperpaint

        You know not one mass shooter has been an NRA member, so why blame the NRA? That's irrational.

        0 replies 4 retweets 31 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. J. C. Cohen‏Verified account @juscohen Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        So, @michaelianblack I still have the DVD of the original Stella shorts. I’ll commit to donating it to the Smithsonian (someday) if you sign the pledgehttps://www.politicizemydeath.com 

        11 replies 4 retweets 49 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 3
        Replying to @juscohen

        Consider me onboard but I'm not signing anything where you get my email and address and all the rest, but by all means, politicize the shit out of my death if I get shot.

        107 replies 3 retweets 73 likes
      4. Free Thought‏ @FreeThought84 Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack @juscohen

        It’s quite pathetic people like you push the lie that gun ownership equals more death. You know this is a lie, you know the facts prove you wrong yet you continue the melodrama because you want attention and are bigoted toward anyone that has a different political stance.pic.twitter.com/GK0IRfe7Fn

        1 reply 7 retweets 63 likes
      5. Nick G.‏ @Soapdishdsi Apr 3
        Replying to @FreeThought84 @michaelianblack @juscohen

        I googled some memes so I must be right!

        8 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      6. Dr. Bauer‏ @Annoyed_Science Apr 3
        Replying to @Soapdishdsi @FreeThought84 and

        Actually yes he is. There is no correlation between legal gun ownership and murder rates.

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Civilly Disobedient‏ @ThePixalKing Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Translation: "Hi, my name is Michael I Black. I try to not use logic, but rather I let my rain trodden soul speak for the rainbow brigade of earth healers, and the earth healers told me to make up whatever I want and tell people it's true, because I am the Prime Healer by golly!"

        19 replies 119 retweets 2,379 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 3
        Replying to @ThePixalKing

        "Rain-trodden soul" is very good.

        29 replies 0 retweets 122 likes
      4. DEPLORABLE BOT 🦁‏ @only1sl420 Apr 4
        Replying to @michaelianblack @ThePixalKing

        How do you feel today now that you know she was a Iranian immigrant woman that had nothing to do with the NRA?

        4 replies 10 retweets 40 likes
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      2. Kevin Scanlon‏ @semo_kscanlon Apr 4
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Please tell me how the @NRA had anything to do with this shooting or any other shooting for that matter. Frankly, I’m curious to hear your nonsensical thoughts on the matter.

        5 replies 8 retweets 183 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 4
        Replying to @semo_kscanlon @NRA

        Feel free to read my timeline. I've written about it extensively.

        22 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      4. Lance Guest‏ @oldfosil66 Apr 4
        Replying to @michaelianblack @semo_kscanlon @NRA

        I have read your timeline, and U did not logically explain how an Iranian woman could be linked to the NRA. Matter of fact, the “NRA and its blood-soaked lackeys", could not possibly be responsible for the actions of Nasim Aghdam. U are a dope for making a false claim. LIAR.

        3 replies 2 retweets 19 likes
      5. The Tiki Glass‏ @dgramlin1977 Apr 4
        Replying to @oldfosil66 @michaelianblack and

        He picked his side. Now he has to spin everything to the narrative of his side.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      6. Lance Guest‏ @oldfosil66 Apr 4
        Replying to @dgramlin1977 @michaelianblack and

        In other words, a typical lying liberal, who hasn't a single fact to support his false claim. Yep, I agree with you.

        0 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Sir Thomas Raffles‏ @ThomasRaffles Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        And their membership will grow and grow.

        2 replies 0 retweets 75 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 3
        Replying to @ThomasRaffles

        That's fine. There are more of us. Far more.

        64 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      4. Clingy Deplorable Bot‏ @bradtheraider Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack @ThomasRaffles

        On Twitter yes there are more of “you”. Out in the real world not even close. Please keep assisting with the NRA recruitment drive!

        5 replies 2 retweets 138 likes
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