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Nine years in the NFL. Two rings.

The wilds of Connecticut
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    Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 3

    Michael Ian Black Retweeted Stephanie McNeal

    Another shooting. I'm going to politicize the fuck out of it, and so should you. The NRA is a terrorist organization.https://twitter.com/stephemcneal/status/981264488497369088 …

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      2. Tracy‏ @tracybates63 Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Are you seriously that daft??

        4 replies 0 retweets 229 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 3
        Replying to @tracybates63

        Yes!

        8 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      4. Kyle Rowland‏ @KyleRowland17 Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack @tracybates63

        I respect your honesty

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Sir Thomas Raffles‏ @ThomasRaffles Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        And their membership will grow and grow.

        2 replies 1 retweet 81 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 3
        Replying to @ThomasRaffles

        That's fine. There are more of us. Far more.

        65 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 4

        Thank your for this - I’ve been getting about a thousand angry responses every kind one.

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      2. Civilly Disobedient‏ @ThePixalKing Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Translation: "Hi, my name is Michael I Black. I try to not use logic, but rather I let my rain trodden soul speak for the rainbow brigade of earth healers, and the earth healers told me to make up whatever I want and tell people it's true, because I am the Prime Healer by golly!"

        21 replies 128 retweets 2,516 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 3
        Replying to @ThePixalKing

        "Rain-trodden soul" is very good.

        31 replies 0 retweets 127 likes
      4. SPGear  👌  🇺🇸  ⚓‏ @SadPandaGear Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack @ThePixalKing

        Nice hat

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      1. Alec Station‏ @alecstation23 Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        pic.twitter.com/FNOv7Q8n79

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      1. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 4

        That makes one of you!

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      1. Keyser Söze™‏ @HuwiteBoi Apr 4
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Love the hat

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      1. Hugh Jass‏ @Hugh_Jass_tweet Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Hey, thanks for helping the democrats never win another election ever again. Keep it up.

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      2. Rebecca Throckmorton‏ @Rebecca_Throck2 Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Eat shit

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      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Apr 3
        Replying to @Rebecca_Throck2

        Mmmm... shit.

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      4. Come and take it‏ @Birrd_gang_ Apr 3
        Replying to @michaelianblack @Rebecca_Throck2

        Were never gonna give em up. You lose

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