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    1. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Mar 31

      I haven't seen it, so I don't have an opinion on "Roseanne," but it really feels like, if she doesn't get help, we could be entering peak Charlie Sheen "Tiger Blood" territory rather soon.

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    2. dylan‏ @dylhall Mar 31
      Replying to @michaelianblack

      Maybe you should fucking watch it first. People with level heads and open minds are so tired of the extreme left trying to silence or mock every person with an opinion or worldview different than theirs. Aren't you supposed to be a comedian or something? Work on that instead.

      3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Mar 31
      Replying to @dylhall

      Dylan, I'm not speaking about the show, I'm speaking about Roseanne peddling insane conspiracy theories, her posing as Adolf Hitler in a photo shoot holding burnt cookies in the shape of people, and the pressure additional scrutiny will bring to her.

      2 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
    4. dylan‏ @dylhall Mar 31
      Replying to @michaelianblack

      May not be the classiest of photos, but doesn't the left often use "satire" as an excuse for offensive comedy (like, um, Kathy Griffin holding severed Trump head)?

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      Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Mar 31
      Replying to @dylhall

      Sure. People use satire as a comedic tool: like with Kathy, people also question the person’s judgment who does so. Unlike with Kathy, Roseanne has a long history of questionable judgments, including now pushing baseless conspiracy theories

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        2. dylan‏ @dylhall Mar 31
          Replying to @michaelianblack

          I appreciate your willingness to respectfully debate, though I vehemently disagree with the tactics used by you and your ilk. Unfortunately for all of you, none of this will derail her show, because she is so much more than the loon you're trying to paint her out to be.

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        3. dylan‏ @dylhall Mar 31
          Replying to @dylhall @michaelianblack

          By tactics I mean in this particular example of shaming and attempting to shut down someone you don't like/agree with, etc. It's getting old, it's poor form, and it comes across as mean-spirited and ignorant.

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        4. Christine‏ @sis2catbat Mar 31
          Replying to @dylhall @michaelianblack

          Oh, stop it. Nobody is "attempting to shut down" Barr. What's being expressed is actual concern about her mental health. Did you even read what she said? That is, in fact, on par w/Sheen's craziness during his breakdown. I mean, this shit is NUTS.

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        1. Kerrputer‏ @KerrputerAdmin Jul 22
          Replying to @michaelianblack @dylhall

          What’s really funny...you’re so biased and hateful, you don’t recognize when two things are the same. In this case, pedophilia is far worse and sick than Roseanne. One is a crime the other isn’t.

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