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9 years in the NFL. 2 rings. #9years2rings

The wilds of Connecticut
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    Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack 8 Nov 2017

    Michael Ian Black Retweeted Kyle Griffin

    Hey @jack: very active user, 2.1M followers here: this is disgusting. Verifying white supremacists reinforces the increasing belief that your site is a platform for hate speech. I don't want to give up Twitter, but I may have to. Who do you value more, users like me or him?https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/928434544876892161 …

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    Kyle GriffinVerified account @kylegriffin1
    Twitter just verified Jason Kessler, the creator of the white supremacist Charlottesville rally. https://www.thedailybeast.com/twitter-verifies-charlottesville-rally-boss-jason-kessler-who-called-slain-protesters-death-payback-time?source=twitter&via=mobile …
    6:19 PM - 8 Nov 2017
    • 11,329 Retweets
    • 41,192 Likes
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    1,003 replies 11,329 retweets 41,192 likes
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      2. Chelsea "Send cat pics" Miller‏ @mschelseareed 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @michaelianblack @jack

        Well I just got this in reply to a guy who told me to burn in an oven so I’m right there with you tbhpic.twitter.com/bQeY5KDXNj

        24 replies 67 retweets 450 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mschelseareed @jack

        Got the same after a guy repeatedly called me a pedophile.

        24 replies 11 retweets 293 likes
      4. Dr. Jacquelyn Gill‏Verified account @JacquelynGill 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @michaelianblack @mschelseareed @jack

        At what point are we left with no choice but to conclude @jack is an abuser himself, if this is tolerated?

        22 replies 55 retweets 495 likes
      5.  ✨ 🥂2019 is HERE ✨‏ @personalitty 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @JacquelynGill @michaelianblack and

        I tried to leave because @Twitter allows fake users to harass people that are speaking truth. My account was reactivated by a troll.

        4 replies 2 retweets 38 likes
      6.  ✨ 🥂2019 is HERE ✨‏ @personalitty 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @personalitty @JacquelynGill and

         ✨ 🥂2019 is HERE ✨ Retweeted

        Do you all know about #Exodus being developed by @AdrianCJax ? https://twitter.com/tdub909/status/925782259164213249 …

         ✨ 🥂2019 is HERE ✨ added,

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        8 replies 55 retweets 155 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Helen Kennedy‏Verified account @HelenKennedy 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @michaelianblack @jack

        Isn't the checkmark simply to verify the identity of the tweeter? It confers no authority or validation. Frankly, I'd prefer more users, not fewer, tweeted under their real identities.

        19 replies 17 retweets 285 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @HelenKennedy @jack

        In theory, yes. But not in practice. In practice, the checkmark confers authority and legitimacy.

        255 replies 26 retweets 596 likes
      4. Allen Ray  ☢ 🚹‏ @2CynicAl65 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @michaelianblack @HelenKennedy @jack

        Bwaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

        1 reply 1 retweet 25 likes
      5. Because I Said So‏ @AJ_FranklinGirl 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @2CynicAl65 @michaelianblack and

        Bless his heart 🙄

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
      6. Hygge Frog‏ @TueborFrog 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AJ_FranklinGirl @2CynicAl65 and

        This is the biggest problem with Hollywood types, IMO. They think because their occupation gains them more exposure and $$ that they have more credibility than someone who does what I do for a living.

        3 replies 3 retweets 21 likes
      7. Allen Ray  ☢ 🚹‏ @2CynicAl65 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TueborFrog @AJ_FranklinGirl and

        Actors and pro athletes both "play" for a living. They contribute nothing practical to society and they tend to live in a bubble of unrealistic self-importance. I have no use for any of them.

        2 replies 4 retweets 18 likes
      8. ClumpOfCells, CRE‏ @CalkinsMark 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @2CynicAl65 @TueborFrog and

        People imply into a blue check mark some kind of power. In reality it’s just Twitter handing someone a rope to hang themselves.

        0 replies 3 retweets 9 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @michaelianblack @chick_in_kiev @jack

        Thank you, Michael.

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @pronounced_ing @chick_in_kiev @jack

        Ain't nuthin but a thang.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      4. Celeste Ng‏Verified account @pronounced_ing 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @michaelianblack @chick_in_kiev @jack

        But a thang a lot of people don't take time to say. Thanks. :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. MKisco‏ @Kisco75 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @michaelianblack @jack

        That's right, @jack. Mr. Black and I have 2.107 MILLION FOLLOWERS and we're not having it.

        3 replies 2 retweets 124 likes
      3. Jennifer‏ @momsgot5 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Kisco75 @michaelianblack @jack

        Add all 48 of mine

        2 replies 0 retweets 64 likes
      4. who owns the lib-owners‏ @GnarlyWhitehur1 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @momsgot5 @Kisco75 and

        I’m good for like 30-something

        1 reply 0 retweets 44 likes
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      6. Nick Carter‏ @NickFCarter 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Finkelmeister @GnarlyWhitehur1 and

        Not many followers here, but I was on an episode of "Conan" if that counts for anything

        2 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      7. JamieKeller‏ @Jamie7Keller 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NickFCarter @Finkelmeister and

        I once watched the opening scene where they forge a sword for Conan. I was channel surfing at a holiday inn express.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      8. End of conversation

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