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    Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack 29 Nov 2016

    Michael Ian Black Retweeted Pete_In_Jersey

    It was meant as a metaphor for the coming four years but I shouldn't have made the joke and I apologize.https://twitter.com/me_in_jersey/status/803615831527714816 …

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    Pete_In_Jersey @Me_In_Jersey
    Replying to @michaelianblack
    @JustEric It wasn't insensitive. It was exactly what you meant. People like you want people to die because you disagree.
    7:06 AM - 29 Nov 2016
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      2. Loren Gomez‏ @UKinNYC 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        I did not think statement meant you lack compassion for fire in TN

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @UKinNYC

        It certainly wasn't meant to, but I understand how it could have been misread and I shouldn't have posted.

        4 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Loren Gomez‏ @UKinNYC 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        I see that- I added to your post+as empathetic person+daughter of firefighter it wasn't where my mind went either.

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      2. Rhonda‏ @Rhonda5V 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        @Me_In_Jersey @JustEric Trump supporters can't take a joke but we're supposed to accept a joke as our president? Please. 🙄

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Literally Not A Nazi‏ @Mellecon 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Rhonda5V @michaelianblack and

        I'm not a DT supporter. I'm a TN watching people lose their home, and economy collapse.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Rhonda‏ @Rhonda5V 29 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Mellecon

        And @michaelianblack apologized. Meanwhile has Trump even mentioned it? No. Be angry with him, our President-elect.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Kenny Haynes‏ @USMCsnpr 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Rhonda5V @Mellecon @michaelianblack

        actually he HAS! He's been on the phone numerous times w the mayor offering help! Educate yourself 🙄

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Rhonda‏ @Rhonda5V 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @USMCsnpr

        ACTUALLY...at the time I wrote that, he hadn't. And I'm well educated, thank you. Maybe take your own advice?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Kenny Haynes‏ @USMCsnpr 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Rhonda5V

        Well unless you wrote that at like 2 in the morning yesterday then you are full of shit, try again!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Rhonda‏ @Rhonda5V 30 Nov 2016
        Replying to @USMCsnpr

        You can defend a man who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself all you want. He's full of shit. Have a nice day, Kenny.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Kenny Haynes‏ @USMCsnpr Jan 3
        Replying to @Rhonda5V

        You mean the man who sent his OWN personal planes to pick up soldiers because the govt wouldnt send them home, sounds selfish! SMH

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      10. End of conversation
    1. This is ponderous‏ @Thisisponderous 29 Nov 2016
      Replying to @michaelianblack

      It's the Hillary supporters who are out in the streets setting neighborhoods on fire, burning flags, blocking traffic, etc

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    2. Lisa Aylesworth‏ @AylesworthLisa 29 Nov 2016
      Replying to @michaelianblack

      Geez, poor Kellyann Conway has gone from looking like an old cheerleader to a young crypt keeper in about 4 months.

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    3. JWF‏ @JammieWF 29 Nov 2016
      Replying to @michaelianblack

      Shove your 'apology'

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    4. Tandra Russell‏ @tandra_russell 30 Nov 2016
      Replying to @michaelianblack

      I live in Tn where this happened. 7 dead, 100s of properties gone, wildlife dead. Not cool. Appreciate the apology

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    5. The Failing CuznEd‏ @thecuzned 29 Nov 2016
      Replying to @michaelianblack

      It actually was a good dark joke. But i'm in TN and my heart is breaking for her, so i don't mind that you walked it back.

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    6. Jared McGrath‏ @JaredMcGrath 29 Nov 2016
      Replying to @michaelianblack

      @Me_In_Jersey @JustEric I mean really, why couldn't it be WV?

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