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    Michael Ian Black Verified account ‏@michaelianblack Jun 15

    Where did Tarzan get pants?

    • Retweets 36
    • Likes 181
    • Benedetta Volpe GiPool❣ Steve Nathan ✖ AK The Adventure Man A *tips hat*M'tallica Ryan Scott Brandee Moyes
    9:05 AM - 15 Jun 2016
    36 retweets 181 likes
      1. Dallon Weekes ‏@DallonWeekes Jun 15

        @michaelianblack Are we to believe that there is some kind of jungle apothecary specializing in pants and shaving razors? Unbelievable.

        13 retweets 105 likes
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    1. Michael McKean ‏@MJMcKean Jun 15

      @michaelianblack Banana Republic.

      0 retweets 29 likes
    2. Michael McKean ‏@MJMcKean Jun 15

      @michaelianblack ...said everybody...

      0 retweets 7 likes
    3. Allie Mac Kay ‏@alliemackay Jun 15

      @michaelianblack @RFHGina And what the hell is he shaving with? His whole life is a lie.

      0 retweets 3 likes
      1. Krud (not verified) ‏@Krud Jun 15

        @michaelianblack Amazon?

        0 retweets 6 likes
      2. Todd ‏@ToddPM Jun 15

        @Krud Heh. OH... hahaha!!! #jokeGrenade

        0 retweets 1 like
    4. Sean Ferrell ‏@byseanferrell Jun 15

      @michaelianblack Banana Republic. Duh.

      0 retweets 5 likes
    5. David Gogo ‏@DavidGogoBlues Jun 15

      @michaelianblack Down in the Loin Cloth district ....

      0 retweets 3 likes
    6. Karina Wright ‏@karinagw Jun 15

      @michaelianblack He and his parents were marooned. they died. It's usually been his dad's pants in versions where he has them.

      0 retweets 2 likes
    7. erlenmeyer316 ‏@erlenmeyer316 Jun 15

      @michaelianblack The fuckin' man put pants on Tarzan, The pants were shackles. Fuckin' pant shackles, man.

      0 retweets 3 likes
    8. Greg Kanaan ‏@thelegalartist Jun 15

      @michaelianblack The Jerk Store.

      0 retweets 3 likes
    9. Trevin Beyer ‏@BeyerTrevin Jun 15

      @michaelianblack his dead dad?

      0 retweets 3 likes
    10. Keith Raleigh ‏@raleigh80 Jun 15

      @michaelianblack He probably thought it was a good idea as a trade emissary to be wearing some pants.pic.twitter.com/4JivqNyrso

      0 retweets 1 like
    11. Russell Collins ‏@Rustiallen Jun 15 Old Bridge, NJ

      @michaelianblack Banana Republic

      0 retweets 1 like
    12. Allan Sheard ‏@sheardbeard Jun 15

      @michaelianblack Tar. Get.

      0 retweets 1 like
    13. Di ‏@di_atribe Jun 15 Lewisville, TX

      @michaelianblack How did Tarzan know he needed pants?

      0 retweets 1 like
    14. Rafi Jacoby ‏@rjacoby Jun 15 Chicago, IL

      @michaelianblack Dolce & Gorilla

      0 retweets 1 like
    15. Chris Licata ‏@Licatacs Jun 15

      @michaelianblack also, they fit. If he was left as a baby, is there a J Crew outlet in that jungle?

      0 retweets 1 like
    16. Jeremy Stewart ‏@JM_Stewart Jun 15

      @michaelianblack The MPAA Ratings board

      0 retweets 2 likes

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