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Michael Ian Black
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Personal trainer, track and field coach.

Joined February 2009
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    Michael Ian Black Verified account ‏@michaelianblack Apr 19

    Not for nothing, but if this commercial on CNN is to be believed, they've got some great catheter choices out there.

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    2:12 PM - 19 Apr 2016
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      1. Justin (JP) Chanda ‏@jpchanda Apr 19

        @michaelianblack self lubricating

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      2. Michael Ian Black ‏@michaelianblack Apr 19

        @jpchanda It's like magic.

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      3. Justin (JP) Chanda ‏@jpchanda Apr 19

        @michaelianblack though I think the pocket sized one is really risky. What if I mistake it for my cell phone?

        0 retweets 0 likes
    1. Emily Guskin ‏@EmGusk Apr 19

      @michaelianblack that ad is on CONSTANTLY!

      0 retweets 1 like
    2. Frankie N. M. ‏@FNM0315 Apr 19

      @michaelianblack now that is some funny shit!

      0 retweets 1 like
    3. Joe C ‏@asufan23 Apr 19

      @michaelianblack they don't call it the golden age of catheters for nothing.

      0 retweets 1 like
    4. Mediaeval Yelling ‏@spikybluealien Apr 19

      @michaelianblack I guffawed

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    5. Spock's Marshmellon ‏@Harshmelllo Apr 19

      @michaelianblack Just wait until you're old and you have to have a tube jammed in your peehole.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    6. Chrisna ‏@chrisna Apr 19

      @michaelianblack They look nice but they still taste as bad as they always did.

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    7. paulyballgame ‏@paulyballgame Apr 19

      @michaelianblack If you go to their website, they have some sweet deals on refurbished ones too. #FunSavingsTip

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    8. Dustin Andruski ‏@fattiemandruski Apr 19

      @michaelianblack I hope so because that's nothing to lie about

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    9. David Hilycord ‏@Hellacort Apr 19

      @michaelianblack Colostomy bags are coming to a home near you, soon. Ultimate Super Bowl commercial. UPS preferred delivery.

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    10. Mike Knive ‏@KevinKiem Apr 19

      @michaelianblack Check out my YouTube page. I do several unboxing vids

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    11. david scott neal II ‏@nemojunglist Apr 19

      @michaelianblack you know the grandpa that chooses the painful one might have been freaky as a youth #autoeroticasphixiation

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    12. mike ‏@thisyearisthe Apr 19

      @michaelianblack catheter technology has made great leaps in recent years #dicktube

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    13. Brian Miller ‏@blackteeaffairs Apr 19

      @michaelianblack Its a great country that we can get catheters custom delivered to our door!

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    14. Hudson Valley Fest ‏@HVCFest Apr 19

      @michaelianblack do you just buy 'em and shove 'em in yourself? I was wondering about that.

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    15. jake ‏@27knives Apr 19

      @michaelianblack I better go get my peehole measured I dont wanna miss out

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