Michael Ian Black
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@michaelianblack don't even get me started! It's raining in LA!
Glenn Beck thinks God killed Scalia to help elect Ted Cruz. If true, God seems like a real dick.
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@michaelianblack Oops. You lost me after "Glenn Beck thinks." ! -
@michaelianblack wouldn't it have been more efficient to just kill Trump? That would've been a lot better for Cruz -
@michaelianblack Typical God move. -
@michaelianblack most gods look exactly like their believer, sooooo -
@michaelianblack I'm a right wing zealot and I think God would send another flood before voting for any of these yahoos. -
@michaelianblack@TweetOfGod ... WTH????? -
@michaelianblack But Glenn Beck is also a full crazy person... -
@michaelianblack We're talking a "Supreme" Being who had to kill his own son to redeem man, rather than just, y'know, snapping his fingers. -
@michaelianblack Have you read the old testament? God is the biggest dick that has ever been. -
@michaelianblack Crazy fact about Glenn Beck. He's a pile of shit.@glennbeck -
@michaelianblack that or glenn beck is.... -
@michaelianblack on the other hand, if God killed Scalia cause he was an asshole then God is an alright dude -
@michaelianblack Dude sent some bears to maul a group of kids b/c they mocked his boy Elijah for being bald. He's got anger issues. -
@michaelianblack well, that and the whole holocaust thing looks pretty bad too.
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