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Joined February 2009
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    Michael Ian Black Verified account ‏@michaelianblack 7 Oct 2015

    Very upset that ESPN allowed a woman to broadcast a baseball game. That would be like a man telling a woman what to do with her body.

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    • Kyle Winborn Ballunix Heather Mohr gabbi verducci Sarah Hart imanobody Burgomeister jessica Steve C. Stephan
    5:53 AM - 7 Oct 2015
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      1. Daniel Sanford ‏@Sanford117 7 Oct 2015

        @michaelianblack I was disappointed that she kept working her Pinterest page into the broadcast.

        0 retweets 1 like
      2. Michael Ian Black ‏@michaelianblack 7 Oct 2015

        @Sanford117 hahaha

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      1. Stepheminist ‏@anonymous_pilot 7 Oct 2015

        @michaelianblack as soon as the men stop trying to tell us what to do with out bodies, we'll stopped interfering with your sportsball.

        0 retweets 5 likes
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      3. Acuna Matata ‏@AlexinAnaheim 7 Oct 2015

        @anonymous_pilot @michaelianblack nobody give a crap what you do. Have you seen chicks with Botox? My god

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      4. Stepheminist ‏@anonymous_pilot 7 Oct 2015

        @AlexinAnaheim @michaelianblack back under the rock from whence you came dude bro.

        0 retweets 1 like
      5. Acuna Matata ‏@AlexinAnaheim 7 Oct 2015

        @anonymous_pilot @michaelianblack my rock is called Disneyland. My rock beats your rock

        0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Stepheminist ‏@anonymous_pilot 7 Oct 2015

        @AlexinAnaheim that's my old house! Seriously used to walk there! You're bragging to no one. Peace out.

        0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Acuna Matata ‏@AlexinAnaheim 7 Oct 2015

        @anonymous_pilot I am bragging because they pay for my water and trash. I win.

        0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Stepheminist ‏@anonymous_pilot 7 Oct 2015

        @AlexinAnaheim And this is how you get muted. Sorry about your penis!

        0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Acuna Matata ‏@AlexinAnaheim 7 Oct 2015

        @anonymous_pilot no worries. You are pretty ugly so it's cool

        0 retweets 0 likes
    1. Eric ‏@WaldoWilbur 7 Oct 2015

      @michaelianblack After seeing a clip I think it's time to defund ESPN.

      0 retweets 4 likes
      1. Bryan Drake ‏@BDrake52184 7 Oct 2015

        @michaelianblack Did she really have to take a selfie after EVERY inning? We get it, you and Kruk thought his sweater was cute.

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      2. Acuna Matata ‏@AlexinAnaheim 7 Oct 2015

        @BDrake52184 @michaelianblack I am offended by Kruk. He is so fat

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      1. Matt Giles ‏@SconnieMatt 7 Oct 2015

        @michaelianblack I thought she was great, but the other announcers didn't interact with her. I thought she was broadcasting from diff booth

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      2. javachik ‏@javachik 7 Oct 2015

        @SconnieMatt @michaelianblack thought same. Hope that awkwardness goes away.

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    2. CClay2 ‏@CClay2 8 Oct 2015

      @michaelianblack How often do people not get the sarcasm in your tweets? Just ballpark percentage?

      0 retweets 0 likes
    3. Mitch Hyams ‏@HyamsMitch 7 Oct 2015

      @michaelianblack @molly_knight get a clue#michaelianblack

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    4. I AM Astros Baseball ‏@tommywagner15 7 Oct 2015 College Station, TX

      @michaelianblack Take it to Congress!

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    5. #NeverTrump ‏@DiamondBackPain 7 Oct 2015

      @michaelianblack Are you still upset? Are you going to jump up and down and throw a fit like a child? Put on your big girl panties.

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