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    Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack 24 Apr 2020

    Maybe his whole presidency has been sarcastic.

    11:28 AM - 24 Apr 2020
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      1. Bitchy Witch  🧙🏼‍♀️  🇺🇸‏ @lemonswoman 24 Apr 2020
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        I know it’s been a joke this whole time, so...

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      1. Dave Duncan‏ @WidthsEnd 24 Apr 2020
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        Presidency, life, something like that.

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      1. VINCENT FUSCA HAS OFFICIALLY RETURNED‏ @cstimac3100 24 Apr 2020
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        You know quite a bit about jokes, perhaps this is the very worst joke ever told? Killing Joke?

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      1. Observationist‏ @JayskersSuck 24 Apr 2020
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        You misspelled disastrous

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      1. chuck todd's hairline‏ @clydethedog1 24 Apr 2020
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        Russiagate definitely was

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      1. Donald Lynam‏ @drl4567 24 Apr 2020
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        it hasn't been very funny.

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      1. Ryan Brent‏ @Swan_Tech311 24 Apr 2020
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        Where does it end? Were the instructions to the Navy to "shoot down" Iranian ships just a lark? When he tweeted to liberate states, was he just pulling our legs?

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      1. Nick‏ @GraspAtTheSteam 24 Apr 2020
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        They're not Trump supporters. They're sarcastic voters!

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      1. Nicholas‏ @Nickalenpsych 24 Apr 2020
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        The joke that kills?pic.twitter.com/e94U2X1FI5

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      2. Rob Myers‏ @RobMyers1968 24 Apr 2020
        Replying to @michaelianblack @stutteringjohnm

        I'm thinking Alan Funt is up in heaven, with a real strong camera and giving us all a Candid Camera moment.

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      3. All*in*for*Joe&kamala‏ @Notatrumper1 24 Apr 2020
        Replying to @RobMyers1968 @michaelianblack @stutteringjohnm

        This has been so disturbing and so long it's gone from candid camera to the outer limits!

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