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    Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack 16 Mar 2020

    Best. Hoax. Ever.

    7:37 AM - 16 Mar 2020
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      1. Veronica‏ @VeronicaSawyerV 16 Mar 2020
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Goddamn it, Michael.

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      1. Hungry‏ @PeterSzucs90 16 Mar 2020
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        idk balloon boy was pretty cool

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      1. (((OKinOK@ 🏡)))‏ @OKftl 16 Mar 2020
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        You mean I get obsessively track my grandparents AND lose $17,000 on a Monday while working next to an office with coughs every 30 seconds?pic.twitter.com/EygEjUQUCK

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      2. What‏ @monstraussity 16 Mar 2020
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Cant wait to cash my Soros check when the banks reopen

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      3. The Humble Peasant‏ @aHumblePeasant 16 Mar 2020
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        A check? We're getting straight up cash 😎

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      1. J Thomas Madden‏ @JThomasMadden1 16 Mar 2020
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        The Dems are good. Real good. Not only do they have the markets, the epidemiologists and the retailers believing their hoax, they have thousands of dead people who've bought into it.

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      2. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @pixelastronaut 16 Mar 2020
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        He was right about all the winning, we ARE getting sick of it

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      3. C Farley  😷‏ @poundsign4life 16 Mar 2020
        Replying to @pixelastronaut @michaelianblack

        Remember when we could slap something like this on a sign and go to a rally?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. jlorentzen‏ @jlorentzen 16 Mar 2020
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        They didn’t crash the economy to “hoax” JFK

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      1. Katie Babbles‏ @K8TeeG 16 Mar 2020
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        Feels like you posted this to troll all the conspiracy nuts. Seems to have worked out exactly as you planned.

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