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9 years in the NFL. 2 rings. #9years2rings

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    Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Jul 21

    Michael Ian Black Retweeted Mike Cernovich  🇺🇸

    Wow. This is quite a comedown from James Gunn. Mike, we’ve had this conversation before. There’s a qualitative difference between a comedian making jokes - even offensive jokes (me)- and somebody being charged with rape in 2003 (you).https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1020560567092723714 …

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    Mike Cernovich  🇺🇸Verified account @Cernovich
    Another Hollywood pedophile. Will the media attack me for this? I don’t care at this point. If you want to ban me for reporting on pedophiles, I’ll suffer that fate. pic.twitter.com/PiQJUH44B5
    5:52 AM - 21 Jul 2018
    • 2,767 Retweets
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    530 replies 2,767 retweets 16,715 likes
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      2. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Jul 21

        As somebody who has in the past made jokes about a whole host of topics, including molestation, I have never denied the horrors of it whereas you, actually charged with rape in 2003, have denied whether “date rape is possible”?

        77 replies 232 retweets 3,528 likes
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      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Jul 21

        “Rape via alpha male is different from other forms of rape.” These are your words, Mike, and you consider yourself an “alpha male.” So when you were actually charged with rape in 2003, how was that “different” from a regular rape?

        32 replies 230 retweets 3,123 likes
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      4. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Jul 21

        Moreover, you are an overt racist and conspiracy theorist who pushed Pizzagate and have repeatedly smeared people, baselessly accusing them of, primarily, pedophilia. Yet you endorsed an ACTUAL pedophile, Roy Moore, for Senate.

        71 replies 242 retweets 3,518 likes
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      5. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Jul 21

        Sorry, I said you are a racist without providing evidence: “Not being a slut is the only proven way to avoid AIDS. If you love Black women, slut shame them.” “Today we have a moment of silence for Trayvon Martin’s rape victims. Kidding! He got got before he was able to rape”

        18 replies 161 retweets 2,520 likes
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      6. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Jul 21

        Or this gem: “(((Echo))) exists because people got tired of seeing, ‘WE WHITE PEOPLE are evil and oppress blacks’. Speak as Jews, not whites.”

        17 replies 97 retweets 1,861 likes
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      7. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Jul 21

        Mike, you sell “brain pills.”

        30 replies 76 retweets 2,230 likes
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      8. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Jul 21

        Anyway, have a blessed day. I will apologize for making bad jokes. Did you apologize to the girl you raped?

        203 replies 251 retweets 4,920 likes
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      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. LziLulu‏ @lizicobb Jul 21
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        I find the Pizza tweet most offensive. NOBODY eats just one slice! Stop with the lies!

        1 reply 0 retweets 49 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Jul 21
        Replying to @lizicobb

        Yeah, I didn’t understand why that was included.

        4 replies 0 retweets 41 likes
      4. (((Adam)))‏ @threechordme Jul 21
        Replying to @michaelianblack @lizicobb

        It’s because he hasn’t dropped the pizzagate nonsense about pizza being a code word

        3 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      5. Terminate and Stay Resident‏ @mark_earnest Jul 21
        Replying to @threechordme @michaelianblack @lizicobb

        Imagine what he must think of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Robert‏ @IgG1purifier Jul 21
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        Being charged is not the same as being convicted.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Michael Ian Black‏Verified account @michaelianblack Jul 21
        Replying to @IgG1purifier

        He pled to a lesser charge.

        7 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
      4. jimvj‏ @jimvj Jul 21
        Replying to @michaelianblack @IgG1purifier

        @Cernovich trashed by RW zealot @benshapiro: “You’ve got to be kidding me. He’s a nutcase. Granting any legitimacy to a fringe kook like Mike Cernovich, and all of the attendant nastiness and problems, is close to insane by any cable network.”https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-did-fox-news-welcome-date-rape-apologist-mike-cernovich …

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. shauna‏Verified account @goldengateblond Jul 21
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        see this is the problem when rotting trolls are allowed to work the refs and win a game — they’ll keep at it, and the moment it stops working they’ll scream how unfairly they’re being treated and how biased the librul meedya is 🙄

        19 replies 45 retweets 911 likes
      3. Luke Russell‏ @LukeRussell1281 Jul 21
        Replying to @goldengateblond @michaelianblack

        I'm still trying figure out how getting screen grabs of old tweets makes him a "reporter."

        0 replies 2 retweets 99 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2.  🦉 Wanda  🦉‏ @fishy_wanda Jul 21
        Replying to @michaelianblack

        pic.twitter.com/4NLtVV94MI

        10 replies 50 retweets 311 likes
      3. Mel G‏ @melgugli77 Jul 21
        Replying to @fishy_wanda @michaelianblack

        Omg, are these real? How is this guy still on Twitter? And he has the nerve to try and ruin someone else's reputation. Wow.

        12 replies 2 retweets 219 likes
      4.  🦉 Wanda  🦉‏ @fishy_wanda Jul 21
        Replying to @melgugli77 @michaelianblack

        Yep... and yep.

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
      5. Mel G‏ @melgugli77 Jul 21
        Replying to @fishy_wanda @michaelianblack

        Mind you, some of those MIB tweets are off too.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      6. Gabe Loewenberg‏ @sonicgabe Jul 21
        Replying to @melgugli77 @fishy_wanda @michaelianblack

        Yeah but @Cernovich raped someone, which is no joke. Hell, if edgy jokes are going to end people’s careers, I hope no studio execs or whoever watch The Aristocrats. (Google it if you have no idea what I’m talking about)

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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