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  1. Pinned Tweet
    20 Apr 2014

    Starting to question whether Twitter is what will ultimately provide my spiritual and emotional fulfillment.

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  2. 7 minutes ago

    NEW MARKETING STRATEGY: As my book gets closer to its pub. date, fewer and fewer people are buying it.

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  3. 4 hours ago

    Eh - whatever.

    Quote: "Black’s writing crackles with the antic absurdity that infused “The State.”' That there is high praise.
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  4. 4 hours ago

    "Great" = "C+ or maybe B-"

    Congrats on the great review . Excited to hear you & mock aging next Thurs
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  5. 5 hours ago

    Thank you!

    You're #1 in Fascism in my heart.
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  6. 5 hours ago

    I would give anything to be #1 in Fascism.

    My book Them: Adventures with Extremists is #1 in Fascism. #2 is Mein Kampf. Hitler got served.
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  7. 5 hours ago

    Only thing worse than your book being #1 in "midlife management" is no longer being #1 in "midlife management".

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    5 hours ago

    Ok.

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    Opinion: Ending racism should be Obama’s life mission
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    5 hours ago

    Whaaat!!?? and I preparing New Years gifts for the MATESPodcast faithful.

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  10. 5 hours ago

    On men: Gray hair: awesome Shoulder length gray hair: foul Ass length gray hair: awesome

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  11. 6 hours ago

    Kind of hoping for an OJ style low-speed car chase as police try to arrest Cosby.

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  12. 7 hours ago

    Impossible to feel anything but sad at the downfall of Bill Cosby due to his own awfulness.

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  13. 7 hours ago

    INCREDIBLE NEWS: You can now order my new book, "Navel Gazing" here:

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    7 hours ago

    Part 2 of 's talk with is up! They're talking about that famous Sedaris family

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  15. 7 hours ago

    Also: at.

    Laugh WITH at our signing in Jersey City for his latest book, Navel Gazing.
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    Dec 29

    On 1/5 at 6pm we welcome . He'll be here to discuss/sign his new book .

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    8:45 AM - 29 Dec 2015 · Details
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  17. 18 hours ago

    Saw "The Big Short," which confirmed my theory that everybody is a no-good piece of shit except Ryan Gosling who is to die for.

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  18. 21 hours ago

    My mood: terrible My spirits: low My physicality: enfeebled My mascara: Maybelline

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  20. Dec 29

    TRIBECA, I NEED YOU!

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    On 1/5 at 6pm we welcome . He'll be here to discuss/sign his new book .
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  21. Dec 29

    New York City, Mo and I are having a CONVO!!!

    Instead of WeightWatchers next week, try attending Navel Gazing with & on Jan 7
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