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Nine years in the NFL. Two rings.

The wilds of Connecticut
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  1. 3 hours ago

    The funniest part of this show is that the “Gutfeld” logo looks like the “Garfield” logo.

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    sweet googly moogly
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  2. 21 hours ago

    I’m an author of the month for the picture books I’ve written and that’s honestly the nicest feeling ever.

    I love when I see authors celebrated in classrooms!This display is in a Kindergarten room These kids are learning who is,what he does &are enjoying hearing many of his books!! 🥰📚
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  3. Apr 4

    It’s so crazy that all the politicians we think are bad people turn out to be bad people.

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  4. Apr 4

    Googling "Jesus's net worth"

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    Apr 4

    easter sunday stream 1:30pm est right here

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    Apr 3

    The end is rear in this hilarious ode to backsides of all kinds! Children and adults will laugh through "Chicken Cheeks" by This title can be found in our Picture Book section.

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  7. Apr 2

    I only watched Godzilla vs King Kong for the dance battles.

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  8. Apr 2

    A Behind the Scenes Look at How Much Pizza I Ate

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  9. Apr 2

    3 slices.

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  10. Apr 2

    Two Fridays ago, I ate 2 SLICES of pizza. Last Friday, I ate 2 SLICES. In three minutes, I will FINALLY REVEAL how many SLICES OF PIZZA I ate TONIGHT!

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    Apr 1

    Matt Gaetz wants to lower taxes and the age of consent.

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    Apr 2

    Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Kramer vs. Kramer

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    Apr 2

    Someday Shaggy might have to make the decision to put Scooby to sleep and that's just sad

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    Apr 2

    Go here now!

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    Apr 2

    Now hear this! and I bring our funny commentary to your ears on 🔥 on Spotify! Laugh along with us as we dissect the rise and fall of 🏋️‍♀️

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  16. Apr 2

    #1 Cameo talent according to . Thanks, man. Book me on Cameo today!

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  17. Apr 2

    Over the last couple months, my cat has gone from being totally unaffectionate to being totally affectionate and it's creeping me out.

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  18. Apr 2

    Our newest in the I'M... series comes out August 31st!

    Don't you LOVE 's fun design for the copyright page of I'M SORRY by & me? (photo is from preliminary proofs) Can't wait 'til our new picture bk comes out from Aug.31! 🥔🦩📚
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  19. Apr 1

    You've seen the Marjorie Taylor Greene Crossfit video but do you know the Crossfit story told by two comedians who make fun of the Crossfit story? and I host this episode of FLAMEOUT, out today on Spotify.

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    Apr 1

    If you wanna hear my take on how scientists want to build a sperm bank on the moon and other scientists who sent expensive wine to space - you’re in luck. I talk about both on my podcast - out now! Wherever you get pods.

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