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@michaelianblack

Personal trainer, track and field coach.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    20 Apr 2014

    Starting to question whether Twitter is what will ultimately provide my spiritual and emotional fulfillment.

    1,920 retweets 5,191 likes
  2. 3 hours ago

    your books in Barnes & Noble! (I'll probably get it)

    3 retweets 33 likes
  3. 6 hours ago

    Fantastic convo about animals and people, if you like either of those two things.

    Great fun to appear on w/, who blends both hilarious and serious in our collective rant.
    5 retweets 24 likes
  4. 6 hours ago

    someone sent this to my daughter today & she LOVES it!! We don't know who sent it though! 😜

    3 retweets 33 likes
  5. 7 hours ago

    Just receive my book. Funny stuff, til you realize how close to the truth it is via

    4 retweets 27 likes
  6. 10 hours ago

    Eric Trump Says His Sister Should be VP: ‘She’s Got The Beautiful Looks’ (VIDEO)

    64 retweets 55 likes
  7. 18 hours ago

    Work your quads and your glutes like crazy. Everything else will fall right into shape.

    Any tips on how to become a successful personal trainer like yourself?
    7 retweets 105 likes
  8. 18 hours ago

    I wrote the first draft about seven years ago. Been working on it since.

    Just got your new book! When did you start to write it? It's all so relevant to current news cycles.
    1 retweet 37 likes
  9. 18 hours ago

    Yeah, be thankful every day you don't live in LA.

    Being forced to move to TN. from L.A. Any tips on how not to go crazy?
    7 retweets 76 likes
  10. 18 hours ago

    I have to live with this decision every fucking day of my life.

    - How often do regret not pronouncing your middle name as "Eye-an"? (As in Ian Zieirng?)
    3 retweets 115 likes
  11. 18 hours ago

    No goal. It's just stuff that interests me. Nobody's mind has ever been changed on Twitter.

    What is your goal in using your comedy/career platform for political discussion? Just Twitter fun or looking to sway minds?
    7 retweets 104 likes
  12. 18 hours ago

    Fuck like crazy.

    Any tips/advice for newly young adults living in this mess of a world right now?
    35 retweets 224 likes
  13. 18 hours ago

    Kids in the Hall.

    What movie/tv show do people most recognize you from?
    4 retweets 184 likes
  14. 18 hours ago

    Finally, a tuly great question. No.

    have u jacuzzied today?
    7 retweets 85 likes
  15. 18 hours ago

    Just one: go work in the creative side of the television industry.

    really looking to work in the creative side of the television industry. Any tips?
    5 retweets 74 likes
  16. 18 hours ago

    It will actually be interesting to see who he offends first when he's asked about this shit.

    How badly will Trump handle discussion of the recent Alton Sterling and Philando Castile events?
    16 retweets 107 likes
  17. 18 hours ago

    No. Never. No way.

    Have you ever considered entering politics? Clearly it's a world that interests you. Al Franken did it!
    3 retweets 48 likes
  18. 18 hours ago

    I can't watch TV to sleep. Everything has to be off.

    what is the show you watch to sleep? Mine is Criminal Minds. So much monotone.
    4 retweets 31 likes
  19. 18 hours ago

    Due to unforeseen circumstances, I am currently experiencing insomnia. If anybody has any dead-of-night q's for me, now would be a good time

    7 retweets 154 likes
  20. 20 hours ago

    I say this w/all the love in my heart.This ain't blk ppl's problem to fix...

    186 retweets 486 likes
  21. 22 hours ago

    "At one point he also swatted at a mosquito, then pretended the bug was Clinton and spoke to it."

    188 retweets 289 likes

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