Michael Hood

@michaelhood

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San Francisco, CA
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    6 May 2016

    the LAST thing anyone wants to see after signing up to try a SaaS product: "our team will follow up with you shortly to set up your trial"..

    9 retweets 13 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    "Observability is TDD for production" - fresh approach for monitoring KPIs in production. Thanks for perspective

    1 reply 7 retweets 19 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    excited to see experiments with 103 Early Hints: - another building block for faster sites is taking shape.

    5 replies 38 retweets 88 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Users are unable to use Slack

    2 replies 11 retweets 3 likes
  5. Jun 6

    I screencapped outage, and then reflexively switched windows to Slack to share it. Right.

    4 replies 2 retweets 10 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Or is it more about the way you use it?

    Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity @elonmusk
    plz respond People need to know how big the Falcon 9 is
    610 replies 7,391 retweets 29,779 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    "If you've never missed a flight, you've spent too much of your life in airports"

    5 replies 6 retweets 23 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 29

    Web Programmer: "This page is super fast, it only takes 100ms to render" Game programmer:

    36 replies 1,855 retweets 3,491 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 26

    Google is amazing. It can find anything in the world, as long as it's not in Google Drive.

    36 replies 1,023 retweets 3,378 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 26

    How programmers unit test over time

    28 replies 936 retweets 1,673 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 19

    Good advice : you can be a great engineer and manager — just serially. The Engineer / Manager Pendulum

    17 retweets 33 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 20

    Couple of nice small visual enhancements to the Source panel in (Canary)

    1 reply 25 retweets 102 likes
  13. May 17

    iOS/iPhone link to install Google Assistant

  14. Retweeted
    May 17

    I use Unix because of its elegant design

    14 replies 129 retweets 366 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 16

    Indispensable reporters this week:

    162 replies 644 retweets 3,104 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 15

    Big day for V8! We officially announced our intent to fully ship Ignition and TurboFan in V5.9 (Chrome M59 Stable)!

    3 replies 126 retweets 203 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 1

    ES2015 Modules just landed in Chrome Canary! 🔥 Flip on “Experimental Web Platform features” to give them a spin. Feedback welcome.

    ES Modules support in Chrome Canary (M60)
    37 replies 1,265 retweets 1,953 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Apr 28

    2016 " lolol" 2017: "anyone kno how to monitor this thing? u guise???"

    6 replies 200 retweets 416 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Apr 28

    "We'll give those peasants public transport, but they must give their sense of hearing in exchange." And so BART was born

    1 retweet 2 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Apr 27
    Replying to

    Imagine the ability to record a Profile with 99th/75th/50th percentile emulation based on your users.. Seems like it would be quite nice

    4 replies 4 retweets 43 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Apr 27
    Replying to

    Seems like devtools should just be able to slurp up your GA metrics, and emulate user devices (with perf characteristics) by percentile

    2 replies 3 retweets 36 likes

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