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Columnist at The Root, poet, Wypipologist, Founder of NegusWhoRead, master race-baiter. His pen is mightier than your sword.

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    michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

    Alternative theory: The “monster” in Bird Box is really racism.

    8:39 PM - 26 Dec 2018
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      2. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        First, it can’t hurt you if you don’t look at it. If you refuse to acknowledge it, you will survive.

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      3. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        It is starting to destroy the entire world. Lil Rel tries to explain that it has been around since the beginning of time but no one wants to listen. He’s even writing a book about it. But despite all of his knowledge about racism, the only job he can get is at a grocery store.

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      4. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        Then there’s the fact that it the people who can see it are “crazy” even though they only want everyone else to see it.

        5 replies 33 retweets 153 likes
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      5. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        The children have to grow up in a world and learn to deal with the dangers of racism. The only way to survive it is to listen.

        2 replies 26 retweets 146 likes
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      6. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        Then there’s the birds that she gets from the grocery store. The only thing that can warn her about racism is literally a sold as chattel and kept in a cage.

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      7. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        Then they discover there’s a literal safe space. But the only way to get there is to go down the river. But at some point, someone is going to have to look.

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      8. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        And Sandra Bullock is like: “Fuck that, ignore the racism. Matter fack, ain’t nobody looking.”

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      9. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        Then there’s a lot of falling down. You gotta fall down in a horror movie. White people in horror movies always have weak ankles and their balance is trash. Yet, somehow, they always manage to outrun racism.

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      10. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        Then, they reach the racism-free safe space and guess why racism can’t hurt them? Because they are blind to racism! And the only reason sighted people are safe is because of the birds are still chattel kept in a cage. The birds aren’t free, they’re just in a BIGGER BOX!

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      11. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        Now here’s the thing: they didn’t escape racism. They didn’t kill racism. Racism is STILL all around them. When racism comes they must still refuse to look.

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      12. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        The point of Bird Box is that racism will never die. You can’t escape It. It will eventually kill you. And your only hope is this:

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      13. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        After all the white people betray you, when you’re the last person on earth, just maybe... Maybe that’s when you’ll listen to the black dude. You’re welcome

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      1. michaelharriot‏Verified account @michaelharriot 26 Dec 2018

        It’s aboutwhat many white people think of racism: they can’t see it. They only see its effects and think that it won’t hurt them if they hide from it and separate themselves from the “affected”

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      2. Sam ⚓ ⛵‏ @samthehobo_ 27 Dec 2018
        Replying to @michaelharriot

        Or maybe it’s just Netflix making their own spin off of Stephen King’s, “The Mist.”

        3 replies 0 retweets 53 likes
      3. Daisy Declet‏ @realdaisydeclet 27 Dec 2018
        Replying to @samthehobo_ @michaelharriot

        People who don’t see #BirdBox for what it is are typically not woke. If you don’t know what “woke” means, it further proves the point of the movie.

        8 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
      4. mygaffer‏ @mygaffer 27 Dec 2018
        Replying to @realdaisydeclet @samthehobo_ @michaelharriot

        It was a late entry but here we have it: 2018's cringiest tweet.

        1 reply 3 retweets 147 likes
      5. Jay Cackler II‏ @OokamigaruX 28 Dec 2018
        Replying to @mygaffer @realdaisydeclet and

        NOT THE MIST! M NIGHTS THE HAPPENING!

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Cîroc Obama‏ @MathiasJspeaks 27 Dec 2018
        Replying to @michaelharriot

        This reachpic.twitter.com/F5cg9m8wCx

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      2. 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞‏ @EricIsWells 27 Dec 2018
        Replying to @michaelharriot

        Aye what's "A Quiet Place" about. Please do a break down on that.

        2 replies 1 retweet 26 likes
      3. Mavsman‏ @MavsManBlog 27 Dec 2018
        Replying to @EricIsWells @michaelharriot

        It's probably about people try to block out any hate speech by creating monsters that kill anyone who says anything because it may offend someone.

        1 reply 0 retweets 63 likes
      4. Alexander Sipp‏ @JeSuisSnowflake 28 Dec 2018
        Replying to @MavsManBlog @EricIsWells

        pic.twitter.com/pX5vnJTST7

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