What’s really crazy is that will smith still going have to go up and accept the best actor award. From the makers of awkward comes most awkward ever. #oscars
Please. If you’re going to send emails in attempt to steal money, make sure your grammar is perfect. It’s an incredibly competitive field with no room for error.
It would be hilarious in one of these movies were a granny is suddenly great at basketball or rapping that the next scene cuts directly to their funeral.
Three seasons in to Cobra Kai and just learned it’s the follow up to a series of 80s movies. I swear thought they filmed the flashbacks in anticipation of a later series. #cobrakai
used to have a bit about how phone calls are weird now, "Who's calling me texting machine?!" and I can never unhear it. I call it my texting machine and chuckle to myself on the reg.
Watched Better Call Saul season finale. Outstanding! There hasn’t been this many “why weren’t they on Breaking Bad” questions since actors talking to their agents in 2011. #BetterCallSaul
Posting you as Joe Exotic in March 2020 - Funny and original. Dressing like Joe Exotic for Halloween 2020 - Get this tool out of here. Dressing like Joe Exotic in 2035 - Back to funny.
Wait. If the telegram lady finished that sentence and Ferris was home is the implication that he was going to have sexual intercourse with her in front of the other two? #SMTA