LA Super Bowl parties always have some actor lying and saying “I was up for that” during what’s clearly a celebrity-based commercial.
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After much thought, I’ve determined that the least enticing click bait ever is “most successful attorneys in Playa Vista”.
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What’s really crazy is that will smith still going have to go up and accept the best actor award. From the makers of awkward comes most awkward ever. #oscars
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How dare that one company make a commercial like that in this climate? Not sure which one yet but just getting there earlier. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLVI
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Most people say “Wow. Just Wow.” continue talking after that. What happened to Just Wow?
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May all your gifts be accepted back for cash, not store credit. That’s the many happy returns right there.
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I wonder why high key flex never caught on. Someone must have looked at low key flex and thought I want more.
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I shared Norm Macdonald stories on Breakfast Television this morning. Watch if you will. bttoronto.ca/videos/comedia via @BTtoronto
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Today I saw someone reversing out of a difficult parking spot while holding a corn on the cob. I don’t tweet often but I think I have to report this.
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Please. If you’re going to send emails in attempt to steal money, make sure your grammar is perfect. It’s an incredibly competitive field with no room for error.
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Least popular name for face changing app - “me, but attractive”.
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It would be hilarious in one of these movies were a granny is suddenly great at basketball or rapping that the next scene cuts directly to their funeral.
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Look, the answer is always “Ask App Not To Track”.
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tackles "QAnon a Song" on this week's episode of For What It's Worth... hit like and subscribe! #musictrivia #fleetwoodmac #fun youtu.be/GuJRg-D2GfM
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Anyone else singing National Hamburger Day carols?
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If you saw the comedy event for we held Jan. 5th last year, I was proud to have KILL it for us in that crazy double-show at ACME. Now he's got a special you can watch on #AmazonPrime! Check it out, the title doesn't lie.
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My special “Michael Gelbart All New Smash Hits” is now FREE on AMAZON PRIME. Hope you’ll watch.
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Our culture is so franchise driven that even the vaccine is released in two parts.
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Three seasons in to Cobra Kai and just learned it’s the follow up to a series of 80s movies. I swear thought they filmed the flashbacks in anticipation of a later series. #cobrakai
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I know the customer service guy won’t solve the problem the second they refer to me as “Mr. Michael”.
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There’s never been a single Emmy nomination in a major category for a actor who wasn’t on Breaking Bad. needs to be reminded of that daily. This is worse criminal activity than you’ll ever see on the show. Her best is yet to come.
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No matter how many streaming services come and go, the fact that Crackle still exists should be enough for anyone to hang on to their dreams.
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I'm obsessed with "wrong but correct" names for things. used to have a bit about how phone calls are weird now, "Who's calling me texting machine?!" and I can never unhear it. I call it my texting machine and chuckle to myself on the reg.
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It’ll be hard to explain to future kids that charcoal was once for bbq and not something applied to your face and teeth.
Watched Better Call Saul season finale. Outstanding! There hasn’t been this many “why weren’t they on Breaking Bad” questions since actors talking to their agents in 2011. #BetterCallSaul
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Posting you as Joe Exotic in March 2020 - Funny and original. Dressing like Joe Exotic for Halloween 2020 - Get this tool out of here. Dressing like Joe Exotic in 2035 - Back to funny.
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#smta “go home” he says. Bitch I’ve been home for three weeks
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“Hey! What happened to the Vermont deal?” - angry real estate agent in audience. #SMTA
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Ferris reveals lack of loyalty to Sloan with only ten minutes to go. #SMTA
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Id love if it cut right to Cameron’s funeral and his dad getting arrested for murder. #SMTA
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This is the Charlie Sheen performance that launched millions of dollars in drugs and prostitutes. #SMTA
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Again, Cameron is only pretending to drown to get Ferris to stop him. Their relationship is bad on both sides. #SMTA
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Wait. If the telegram lady finished that sentence and Ferris was home is the implication that he was going to have sexual intercourse with her in front of the other two? #SMTA
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Jeannie is upset because she’s the only Jewish person in a wasp family. #SMTA
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Took me until a year ago to realize that Cameron says a fry cook on Venus. #SMTA
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Best day ever if you like staying each place for a half hour or less. #SMTA
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