Michael Forrest

@michaelforrest

App smith, maker of music and other things.

London
goodtohear.co.uk
Joined April 2007
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  1. 8 hours ago

    My dreams still aren't COVID-safe. So that's something.

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  2. Mar 2

    Weekly veggie boxes are great for people who don’t get lazy and eat snacks instead of cooking. On an unrelated note, does anybody need any vegetables?

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  3. Mar 1

    It's amazing how much of a difference vacuuming makes when you come into a room in the morning. But just think how much MORE amazing it will feel the longer you leave it.

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  4. Feb 26

    I like songs where a man gets touched in an interesting way and gets pregnant with aliens.

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  5. Feb 25

    Why do strangers care whether I'm too warm in this coat?

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  6. Feb 24

    Tell the truth: it's 9:30am - are you dressed yet?

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  7. Feb 23

    Oh no I have cracked my thing and now it doesn’t fold in.

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  8. Feb 22

    Wait, did I just Zahawi myself into a confusing time travel loop?

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  9. Feb 22

    Life hack: No snacks before mid-day. Unless you brought snacks. And really want to eat them. Even if it's not before mid-day.

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  10. Feb 19

    So Elon's plan is to start mining Bitcoin in space, right? Lots of energy up there and all you have to send back is private keys.

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  11. Feb 19

    I always thought that we had a special phone line in our old house that my mummy could call downstairs when she was feeling well enough to see me. 38 years later I learned that we did not. My 4 year old brain didn't realise we weren't at home, we were at the mental hospital.

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  12. Feb 18

    If I had a Bitcoin for every take on crypto I've seen...

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  13. Feb 17

    Is anybody else becoming allergic to their clothes? We have started developing itchy leg rashes when going for a walk.

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  14. Feb 16

    At this point looking through the window of a furniture shop on our desperate weekly "let's just go for a walk" feels like high culture.

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  15. Feb 15

    Flora, Fauna, Funghi, Sauna.

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  16. Feb 12

    I was very smug about the laser precision with which I timed my haircuts in 2020. Sadly, my glory days are over, as I can now confirm I have chronic Lockdown Hair Syndrome. I feel like Michael Sheen in Staged.

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  17. Feb 11

    Toilet Update I am on a 3 day streak of not finding anything traumatising in the shared toilet. Well, there are streaks. And spatters. Just no logs. But the day is still young.

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  18. Feb 11

    Twitter's response-sorting algorithm: 10 Is the comment terrible? 20 Put that shit first then 30 GOTO 10

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  19. Feb 10

    I am fixing some terrible Elixir errors that I have foolishly made on , live right now at

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  20. Feb 10

    Add another comma to your net worth today. Buy my eBook and sign up for my finance seminars and I'll show you how raised my personal wealth to over £1,0,0,0.

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