Michael Empric

@michaelempric

Adjudicator. King of the b-roll. Soundbite machine.

New York, NY
Joined November 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 2

    I know is live, but if someone with a sword down his throat is shot in the neck with a burning arrow... You should go to commercial.

    4 retweets 30 likes
  2. Oct 19

    Seriously doubt CNN panel is actually "undecided" as any number of them are clearly on heroin and therefore require open borders.

  3. Oct 19

    Well, we've moved on to the good stuff.

  4. Oct 19

    Really looking forward to Gloria Borger throwing her martini in Jeffrey Lord's face tonight

  5. Oct 19

    v. into the . (And yes, we're drinking rosé)

    1 like
  6. Oct 19

    Clinton campaign clearly had great oppo that "choke" is some sort of Manchurian candidate code word to set Donald Trump off.

    1 like
  7. Oct 18

    BREAKING: Ecuador acknowledges it has "temporarily restricted" WikiLeaks' Assange's communications access following Clinton leaks.

    2,014 retweets 1,664 likes
  8. Oct 18

    online travel company Hipmunk found that bookings for Trump hotels fell 58% during the first half of 2016

    Across the country, voters alarmed by Trump are taking direct aim at his most prized possession: his brand name
    204 retweets 545 likes
  9. Oct 17

    Carousel of Ken Bone

    88 retweets 233 likes
  10. Oct 16 Manhattan, NY

    My favorite moments on SNL: 1)Cracking up in Debbie downer disney 2)Hot tub lovers 3)Rigging 2000 election so that George W beat Al Gore

    5,523 retweets 22,171 likes
  11. Oct 16

    If this cab of the future is any indication, in 15 years we're all going to be stuck in traffic on the Van Wyck w/ overly aggressive brakes.

  12. Oct 16

    Actually, it should read "$$$" to reflect the true price point of a Dyson fan.

  13. Oct 16

    Uh... the in is outfitted with bladeless fans to keep cool? That seems like a poor use of taxpayer $$.

    2 likes
  14. Oct 14

    . with a good catch. A discrepancy: Gilberthrope says Leeds was wearing white pants. Leeds says Trump ran his hand up her skirt.

    "Gilberthorpe has no evidence to back up his claim — just his self-described excellent memory."
    326 retweets 420 likes
  15. Oct 14

    Beginning to think the Trump campaign is just trolling America.

  16. Oct 13

    Implying that a woman accusing you of sexual assault is not attractive enough to be sexually assaulted is really Donald Trump in a nutshell.

  17. Oct 12

    Breaking: Former teen mayor of Partridge, Minnesota seen campaigning for Hillary Clinton.

    35,955 retweets 71,527 likes
  18. Oct 10

    this was the Romney rally in Ohio the week before the election.

    88 retweets 209 likes
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  20. Oct 11 Manhattan, NY

    Seriously, read this dispatch from the campaign trail 8 years ago and you can see the entire future unfurl...

    1,652 retweets 2,499 likes
  21. Oct 11

    It's actually Jackie Jormp-Jomp.

    Michelle Williams is in talks to star in a Janis Joplin biopic

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