Michael Empric

@michaelempric

Adjudicator. King of the b-roll. Soundbite machine.

New York, NY
Joined November 2009

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    I know is live, but if someone with a sword down his throat is shot in the neck with a burning arrow... You should go to commercial.

  2. Seriously doubt CNN panel is actually "undecided" as any number of them are clearly on heroin and therefore require open borders.

  3. Well, we've moved on to the good stuff.

  4. Really looking forward to Gloria Borger throwing her martini in Jeffrey Lord's face tonight

  5. v. into the . (And yes, we're drinking rosé)

  6. Clinton campaign clearly had great oppo that "choke" is some sort of Manchurian candidate code word to set Donald Trump off.

  7. BREAKING: Ecuador acknowledges it has "temporarily restricted" WikiLeaks' Assange's communications access following Clinton leaks.

  8. online travel company Hipmunk found that bookings for Trump hotels fell 58% during the first half of 2016

  9. Carousel of Ken Bone

  10. My favorite moments on SNL: 1)Cracking up in Debbie downer disney 2)Hot tub lovers 3)Rigging 2000 election so that George W beat Al Gore

  11. If this cab of the future is any indication, in 15 years we're all going to be stuck in traffic on the Van Wyck w/ overly aggressive brakes.

  12. Actually, it should read "$$$" to reflect the true price point of a Dyson fan.

  13. Uh... the in is outfitted with bladeless fans to keep cool? That seems like a poor use of taxpayer $$.

  14. . with a good catch. A discrepancy: Gilberthrope says Leeds was wearing white pants. Leeds says Trump ran his hand up her skirt.

  15. Implying that a woman accusing you of sexual assault is not attractive enough to be sexually assaulted is really Donald Trump in a nutshell.

  16. Breaking: Former teen mayor of Partridge, Minnesota seen campaigning for Hillary Clinton.

  17. this was the Romney rally in Ohio the week before the election.

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  18. Seriously, read this dispatch from the campaign trail 8 years ago and you can see the entire future unfurl...

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