Michael Collis

@michaelcollis

Staff engineer , formerly . Machine learning and infrastructure enthusiast; security researcher and PhD candidate; outdoorsman; troublemaker

All-digital
github.com/mike9005
Joined July 2007
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  1. May 10

    Nooooooope

    At this point, who would you rather be president?
    1 retweet 1 like
  2. Retweeted
    May 8

    Microsoft, I swear to God

    124 replies 1,826 retweets 4,248 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Apr 16
    Replying to

    He looks like a person who would say you don't need to use the internet To get a job To go to school To exist in modern society

    6 replies 11 retweets 53 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Apr 22

    View from the fairing during SES-10 mission.

    874 replies 43,920 retweets 83,800 likes
  5. Apr 7

    This is handy 👏

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    1 like
  6. Mar 28

    Someone call the burn ward

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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  7. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    Thanks to "" our long national nightmare of clean air & water & national parks & declining birth defect rates is over!

    27 replies 607 retweets 1,523 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Feb 28
    Replying to

    follow-up: mystery is solved. status page has a hard dependency on s3, the service it is intended to provide status about.

    1 reply 70 retweets 132 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    The dashboard not changing color is related to S3 issue. See the banner at the top of the dashboard for updates.

    114 replies 1,958 retweets 2,391 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Feb 28
    Replying to

    It's not really down...

    11 replies 312 retweets 539 likes
  11. Feb 28

    Getting anything done when S3 is down

    2 retweets 2 likes
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    Feb 28

    "Alternative Facts" S3

    9 replies 196 retweets 325 likes
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    Feb 28

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    Jan 12

    Joe Biden tears up as President Obama awards the Presidential Medal of Freedom "to my brother"

    50 replies 4,715 retweets 9,073 likes
  15. Jan 8

    Hey , the cert for has expired - thought you'd like to know

    1 reply
  16. Retweeted
    Jan 4
    Replying to

    Thai Duong is presenting Wycheproof, a neat tool to test Java crypto libraries for known attacks

    1 reply 13 retweets 13 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    "Even very good software engineers do not have the background to write correct crypto code."

    1 reply 17 retweets 37 likes
  18. Jan 4

    A dose of history at : That test coverage has just reached 57% sure does explain some things

    7 retweets 6 likes
  19. 10 Oct 2016

    Hey - I'm sure you've noticed already but your SSL cert expired on Saturday

    1 reply 1 like
  20. Retweeted
    27 Sep 2016

    My company is overhauling the way people travel. We just launched on . Can we get to Top 5???!!

    2 replies 35 retweets 35 likes

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