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  1. O_O Okay folks, please upgrade your iOS devices. Arbitrary code execution from *viewing an image* is serious business.

  2. You heard it, folks. doesn’t know where cars park in bike lanes, needs you to call them up and tell them!

  3. sometimes scheduling sex with your partners in a calendar is hot af, other times you're just not a cat herder.

  4. can't wait for this q on my future teen's Internet History exam: Which 2016 green reptile meme was racist? a) dat boi b) pepe c) tea lizard

  5. Wow. Trump, asked if there's too much protection allowed in the First Amendment:

  6. RT if you want to split philosophy into History of Ideas, Application-Free Playtime for Smartypantses, and Answerable Question Formulation.

  7. if you're immortal, your entire life is early installment weirdness

  8. why must so many men’s sports clothing items be described or named “tactical”? i just wanna bike in the rain jfc I’m not invading anything

  9. Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machine

  10. There’s a line somewhere between “I am outing this person as an abuser/harasser” and “I am shaming this person for being obnoxious.”

  11. The ideological magick that transforms "you are not obeying me" into "you are doing violence to me" is everywhere these days, it seems like.

  12. This would account for the administrations of President Dracula, President Slutty Nurse and President Elsa From Frozen

  13. Treasure Island is part of San Francisco but only accessible on bike and foot from Oakland.

  14. That feeling when your body wants to sleep but your mind is like "hey look at all this stuff on Twitter I lack behavioural self-regulation"

  15. food 200 rent 800 college 250,000 someone who is good at economy please help me budget my family is dying

  16. "How'd your accounts get owned?" "Toaster. You?" "Washing machine."

  17. Other Crichton Works: "Lincolnland": After a power outage at an amusement park full of animatronic Abraham Lincolns, one Lincoln is missing

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