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O_O Okay folks, please upgrade your iOS devices. Arbitrary code execution from *viewing an image* is serious business.https://twitter.com/kyrah/status/790659833829683200 …
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You heard it, folks.
@sfmta_muni doesn’t know where cars park in bike lanes, needs you to call them up and tell them!https://twitter.com/mnnakamura/status/790742484829638656 … -
sometimes scheduling sex with your partners in a calendar is hot af, other times you're just not a cat herder.
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can't wait for this q on my future teen's Internet History exam: Which 2016 green reptile meme was racist? a) dat boi b) pepe c) tea lizard
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Wow. Trump, asked if there's too much protection allowed in the First Amendment:pic.twitter.com/vfbrm1ulK0
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RT if you want to split philosophy into History of Ideas, Application-Free Playtime for Smartypantses, and Answerable Question Formulation.
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if you're immortal, your entire life is early installment weirdness
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why must so many men’s sports clothing items be described or named “tactical”? i just wanna bike in the rain jfc I’m not invading anything
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Studies
of
parental
effects
that
don't
control
for
genetics
are
meaningless
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/oct/10/parental-absence-increases-risk-of-smoking-and-drinking-in-children … -
Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machinepic.twitter.com/4Drv2pC085
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There’s a line somewhere between “I am outing this person as an abuser/harasser” and “I am shaming this person for being obnoxious.”
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The ideological magick that transforms "you are not obeying me" into "you are doing violence to me" is everywhere these days, it seems like.
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This would account for the administrations of President Dracula, President Slutty Nurse and President Elsa From Frozenpic.twitter.com/YW5OxHFiZy
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Treasure Island is part of San Francisco but only accessible on bike and foot from Oakland.https://twitter.com/mcmurtriesf/status/790322230035001344 …
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That feeling when your body wants to sleep but your mind is like "hey look at all this stuff on Twitter I lack behavioural self-regulation"
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@The_Lagrangian@sarahdoingthing food 200 rent 800 college 250,000 someone who is good at economy please help me budget my family is dying -
"How'd your accounts get owned?" "Toaster. You?" "Washing machine."
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Other Crichton Works: "Lincolnland": After a power outage at an amusement park full of animatronic Abraham Lincolns, one Lincoln is missing
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