Michael Blume

@michaelblume

Berkeley, CA
Joined April 2009
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  1. Oct 24

    O_O Okay folks, please upgrade your iOS devices. Arbitrary code execution from *viewing an image* is serious business.

    Uh, folks, you may want to upgrade to iOS 10.1. Like, right now.
    83 retweets 25 likes
  2. Oct 24

    You heard it, folks. doesn’t know where cars park in bike lanes, needs you to call them up and tell them!

    q: how can we improve enforcement of cars not being in bike lanes? a: maybe tell us a few specific places with big problems?
    1 retweet
  3. Oct 24

    Ressurrect Prop 6

    1 retweet 1 like
  4. Oct 24

    Build👏more👏fucking👏housing👏

    Note: the current waiting list for subsidized housing in SF is 30,000 deep. Thirty. Thousand.
    27 retweets 42 likes
  5. Oct 24

    sometimes scheduling sex with your partners in a calendar is hot af, other times you're just not a cat herder.

    1 retweet 3 likes
  6. Oct 23

    can't wait for this q on my future teen's Internet History exam: Which 2016 green reptile meme was racist? a) dat boi b) pepe c) tea lizard

    355 retweets 1,086 likes
  7. Oct 23

    Wow. Trump, asked if there's too much protection allowed in the First Amendment:

    2,174 retweets 2,018 likes
  8. 16 Apr 2013

    RT if you want to split philosophy into History of Ideas, Application-Free Playtime for Smartypantses, and Answerable Question Formulation.

    13 retweets 24 likes
  9. Oct 23

    if you're immortal, your entire life is early installment weirdness

    2 retweets 7 likes
  10. Oct 21

    why must so many men’s sports clothing items be described or named “tactical”? i just wanna bike in the rain jfc I’m not invading anything

    66 retweets 348 likes
  11. Oct 11

    Studies 👏 of 👏 parental 👏 effects 👏 that 👏 don't 👏 control 👏 for 👏 genetics 👏 are 👏 meaningless 👏

    213 retweets 306 likes
  12. Oct 18

    Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machine

    93,056 retweets 230,159 likes
  13. Oct 23

    There’s a line somewhere between “I am outing this person as an abuser/harasser” and “I am shaming this person for being obnoxious.”

    25 retweets 80 likes
  14. Oct 23

    The ideological magick that transforms "you are not obeying me" into "you are doing violence to me" is everywhere these days, it seems like.

    42 retweets 61 likes
  15. Oct 23

    This would account for the administrations of President Dracula, President Slutty Nurse and President Elsa From Frozen

    12,502 retweets 27,103 likes
  16. Oct 23 San Francisco, CA

    Treasure Island is part of San Francisco but only accessible on bike and foot from Oakland.

    At last: Bay Bridge Trail opened today to Yerba Buena and Treasure Islands
    6 retweets 24 likes
  17. Oct 23

    That feeling when your body wants to sleep but your mind is like "hey look at all this stuff on Twitter I lack behavioural self-regulation"

    595 retweets 1,364 likes
  18. Oct 21

    food 200 rent 800 college 250,000 someone who is good at economy please help me budget my family is dying

    15 retweets 48 likes
  19. Oct 22

    "How'd your accounts get owned?" "Toaster. You?" "Washing machine."

    2,051 retweets 2,674 likes
  20. Oct 22

    Other Crichton Works: "Lincolnland": After a power outage at an amusement park full of animatronic Abraham Lincolns, one Lincoln is missing

    70 retweets 286 likes

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