If ever you find yourself thinking "wow, Mason's kind of fucked up," please know that my mom had a pet squirrel who she referred to as her "good child," and her actual human children had to attend the birthday parties she threw for it
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Replying to @webdevMason
But I have so many old chestnuts & cheeky puns squirreled away for a rainy drey! (My whole family does it - I'm a chipmunk off the old block. I know inflicting them on outsiders is a gray area but I do like to be red.)
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Replying to @gwern @webdevMason
I can see you've been hoarding these...
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