My #WorstFirstDate included watching her clean out her moldy green fish tank for an hour (all fish dead), listening to her 9/11 conspiracy theories, and meeting her 6-foot-4 roommate Darryl who didn't say hi and shoulder-checked me into the wall.
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Seriously?
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I left out the drug use.
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Oy vey. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall. Now next time I see you I have many in person questions!
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