It finally happened. I dropped my phone on my baby's head. 'Frasier', 1/31, While Reaching For Chips, engrave it on my Bad Mother Tombstone.
Replying to @DiscoPriest
I don't want to use all my 'tossed salad and scrambled eggs' jokes too early, but this seems like a good opportunity...
10:40 PM - 31 Jan 2017
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