@micahwhipple happens so much here that I don't even want to leave my house any more
Hey ladies, straight talk: Many of your bfs/husbands do not wash their hands after taking gross shits in the stall next to me. Handle it.
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@micahwhipple seriously can't stand that...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@micahwhipple Maybe you should address to grown ass men, not their wives. :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@micahwhipple In one fell stroke (tweet), Micah just managed to render half of southern California celibate. ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@micahwhipple Even worse on a construction site. I'm the only person out of a 50 man crew that washes hands after using the outhouse.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@micahwhipple dude that happens to me all the time and I have to come up with super ingenious ways to touch the door on the way out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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