nothing is grosser than me after midnight lazily trying to stop my burps with a series of creative breath-gulp-burps instead of the one method I know will work
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which is a spoonful of sugar to the back of the throat which is way more delicious and less shame-inducing why don’t I do that
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oh yeah, because I am also on the toilet
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The veil has been lifted, people
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Replying to @skrutsick
Reminds me of my acid reflux when I don’t keep it in check. Try Zantac?
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Replying to @micahwhipple
Nah, just the late-night salami and wine burps. You know, the salami and wine burps. Everyone gets ‘em.
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Replying to @skrutsick
Oh sure. That was my name in college.
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