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    mhoye‏ @mhoye 22 Jun 2018

    OK Twitter. It's late but let's see if we can make this interesting: What is the least plausible story about yourself that's true?

    7:54 PM - 22 Jun 2018
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      2. mhoye‏ @mhoye 25 Jun 2018

        I hope all of you are searching out the quote-tweets too, there's a lot of gold in over there, too: https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fmhoye%2Fstatus%2F1010355444815101953&src=typd …

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      3. mhoye‏ @mhoye 26 Jun 2018

        That blew up. Well, I don't use soundcloud but I work for @mozilla, so instead of catching my mixtape, give @firefox a spin:https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/ 

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      4. mhoye‏ @mhoye 26 Jun 2018

        If you want to live a little closer to the edge - and from these stories, its seems like a few of you might want that! - you can give our pre-release versions a try here: https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/channel/desktop/ … ... and did I mention we're hiring?https://careers.mozilla.org/ 

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      1. Ben Zanin‏ @gnomon 22 Jun 2018
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        Every thought, impulse, feeling, and flash of insight I have had or ever will have comes from about 1.5kg of unrefrigerated meat and I *still* believe I can do some good in this world while I'm on it.

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      2. cette danse n'est pas pour tout le monde‏ @lastontheboat 22 Jun 2018
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        The owner of the KGB museum in Prague pointed a gun at me and told me to give him my camera.

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      3. mhoye‏ @mhoye 22 Jun 2018
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        That is _amazing_.

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      1. Dr. AnnMaria De Mars‏ @annmariastat 23 Jun 2018
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        I won a gold medal in an international #Judo tournament 8 weeks after giving birth

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      1. Q. Pheevr‏ @qpheevr 23 Jun 2018
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        I was late for a job interview once because of a volcanic eruption. I got the job.

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      1. Thomas Sturm‏ @thomassturm 23 Jun 2018
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        I was once marooned on a tropical island during a direct hit by a typhoon which prevented me from running away from a civil war situation.

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      1. Greg Wilson‏ @gvwilson 23 Jun 2018
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        In 1995 I had to pay income tax in five countries, two of which I was careful not to visit again for more than a decade.

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