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on my second coffee of the day before 8 am! definitely don’t want to die or anything!
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Kanye voice: Imma let you finish, but this video of Stormi is one of the cutest videos of all time
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I refuse to let the virus interrupt my traditional meal of 1 Cadbury Egg, 2 Peeps, 6 Reese’s Eggs and the ears off of a hollow chocolate bunny.
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This is how I picture the first night out after being quarantined.
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‼️ATTENTION‼️Make this go viral plz!!! There needs to be action taken towards Oasis Lite Hotel Cancun, Mexico❗️❗️❗️❗️ goo.gl/maps/XAz5m3KWn
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Woodside 6 all second semester :
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Just got a phone call that my name is trending. And being trolled for some awful FAKE thing. It’s NOT TRUE. Haven’t been raided, or arrested. Just sanitizing and self distancing with the rest of the world. Stay safe everybody.
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Bro y’all be forgetting it’s spring and people actually have allergies not corona
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me at the airport on sunday 😭😭😅 help
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Coronavirus got Boomers stocking their doomsday bunkers... meanwhile millennials are online shopping for bathing suits for the five island trip they just booked on Spirit for $130.
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RA just punched me 55 times in the chest because he found an extension cord in my dorm room 🤦♂️
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Last night:
Me: Got any homework?
Anna: Nah.
Me: Whatcha gonna do?
Anna: Have a map I’m working on.
Just found this on her desk.
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Me explaining to Iran that I don’t have any problems with them and my beef is with America too twitter.com/MomoMaicon/sta
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How the Grinch Won Six Rings By Dr. Santa Gronk!
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but david dobrik is not giving u a tesla
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a game show called Are You Hot Enough To Act Like That. i am the host and the answer is no
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MÖTLEY CRÜE IS BACK!!!
Read the official statement here - motley.com/news/motleycru
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now that instagram likes are gone we can focus on everyone's real measure of worth. how funny is your twitter
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Soo.. you peeped the attitude, but not YOUR actions that caused it? Bet lol
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oh my fucking god we have to just keep washing dishes and putting them away and putting more food on them and washing them again over and over again until we die
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