Michael Gerber

@mgerber937

Publisher, The American Bystander (). Writer, Barry Trotter. I use Twitter like a horse does math.

Santa Monica, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    30. ruj 2019.

    PLEASE SHARE: As a fellow "spoonie," I've decided to offer no cost PDF subscriptions to The American Bystander humor magazine to any comedy fans suffering from chronic/debilitating illness. Go to: ...

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    GOP: He didn't do it. Trump: I did it. GOP: He didn't mean to do it. Trump: I wish I'd done it sooner. GOP: He did it for benign reasons. Trump: I did it for the worst reasons. GOP: He's sorry. Trump: I'm never sorry. GOP: He's chastened. Trump: I'm doing it again tomorrow.

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    The 48 Senators who found Trump GUILTY represent 18 million MORE people than the 52 who voted not guilty.

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    One way to not have to worry what Trump's going to do to people who vote to impeach is for all of you who are worried about it to vote to impeach.

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  5. prije 21 sat

    And bravo for it. Partisanship is a disease, and it kills. Just ask the Roman Republic.

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    5. velj

    In 1798, Roger Griswold and Matthew Lyon fought each other on the floor of the House chamber, using the fireplace tools to try and beat the shit out of each other, but Ian's mad that someone isn't licking Trump's boots as enthusiastically as he is

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    5. velj

    I will leave it to others to assess the facts and the politics, but as an American who loves my country, who has seen the bloody price of hate and division, my takeaway is an abiding sadness. Past presidents always at least pretended they were president of the entire nation.

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    A great use of your next hour: Double-check your voter registration and ask two friends to do the same.

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  11. 4. velj

    Because conspiracy theories define an enemy. "Massive institutional failures" sound like "natural unavoidable human stupidity/greed/etc."

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    After much deliberation, I have decided that I will not use my presence at a state ceremony to normalize Trump’s lawless conduct & subversion of the Constitution. None of this is normal, and I will not legitimize it. Consequently, I will not be attending the State of the Union.

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    I am one of those annoying "hand-marked paper ballots!" fanatics. We had them this year in Iowa. And they're serving their function. But if we're going to make them the norm, we need to fiercely resist expectations of, and pressure for, instant dispositive results.

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    4. velj

    Marketing budget isn’t what it once was, then

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    “David Crosby goes in on The Doors” is exactly when I needed today

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    I know it won't happen, but can we please have paper ballots in every single state for the general election this fall?

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    Trump proposed slashing pandemic disease funding. He eliminated the White House position dedicated to protecting the nation from outbreaks. He gutted and demoralized our diplomatic corps. We could have been ready for Coronavirus. Trump has left us vulnerable.

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    4. velj

    Biden aide on report that he would file an injunction to stop the release of the Iowa results: “That is 100% false, and checking with people before reporting rumors about them is an underrated practice."

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    In C2nd/3rd AD Egypt, a boy named Theon wrote this letter to his father, saying that if he didn't take Theon with him on a trip to Alexandria, he wouldn't speak to him ever again, & would stop eating. He adds that gifts his father had sent from an earlier trip were rubbish

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    Brian Wilson disavows Beach Boys performance at hunting convention featuring Donald Trump Jr.

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    3. velj

    Trump’s guilty. Raise your hand if you agree. If you don’t agree, then it’s time for you to wake up and pull your head out of the sand. He did it. All of it. Everything.

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