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not using my degree. come for outrage, stay for animal gifs. actual unicorn. ravenclaw. probably not an assassin. i ride bikes and rescue dogs. she/her #twinja

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    1. Ambien-Hamster Mishap‏ @metasynchronic 12 Sep 2017
      Replying to @StrangestMoon @MarlnFreaktrick and

      Honestly, the thing that let me figure out "hey, this might be bad" was when my bf threw an ax at my head because I was reading instead of

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    2. Ambien-Hamster Mishap‏ @metasynchronic 12 Sep 2017
      Replying to @metasynchronic @StrangestMoon and

      entertaining him - and by entertaining, I mean "finding him something to do because he was fucking bored. Bored bored bored!" stomping

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    3. Ambien-Hamster Mishap‏ @metasynchronic 12 Sep 2017
      Replying to @metasynchronic @StrangestMoon and

      around the house, being a pissy little baby. I was like, yeah, nope, that's not gonna fly. Picked up my cats, my keys, and walked out.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    4. Ambien-Hamster Mishap‏ @metasynchronic 12 Sep 2017
      Replying to @metasynchronic @StrangestMoon and

      I think it shocked him into not stopping me, thank god. But he's the one that stood outside my shop - up to 3 years later!

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    5. J Loves Turkey.  🌹‏ @0xKruzr 12 Sep 2017
      Replying to @metasynchronic @StrangestMoon and

      Where the fuck do these fucks come from

      2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
    6. Ambien-Hamster Mishap‏ @metasynchronic 12 Sep 2017
      Replying to @0xKruzr @StrangestMoon and

      Society. When the world tells you you're special and you deserve things, you believe it. When someone tells you no, it's a strength to

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    7. Ambien-Hamster Mishap‏ @metasynchronic 12 Sep 2017
      Replying to @metasynchronic @0xKruzr and

      say Yes and fight for it. Manliness is seen as not letting a woman put you in your place. That's why cuck is a preferred insult for

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      Ambien-Hamster Mishap‏ @metasynchronic 12 Sep 2017
      Replying to @metasynchronic @0xKruzr and

      the MRA, Incel etc types.

      11:13 AM - 12 Sep 2017
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      • Aurora F: On the Re-Raw J Loves Turkey. 🌹 the trouble with tracy
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