Well or at least PUT THE THINGS IN THE CAR THAT WILL ENABLE YOU TO SURVIVE A COUPLE NIGHTS WHEN THE CAR GETS STUCK. I mean, this isn’t Grothendieck territory. “One can of Pringles” is not a survival plan.
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Replying to @Meaningness
Need at least two, some blankets, a spool of bailing wire, and an oxy acetylene torch. Should be able to salvagedsome sheet metal from the Volvo to fabricate some animal traps. With Pringles as bait.
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Replying to @metapotat @Meaningness
ok but a pringles can is uniquely poised to be a directional antenna so in a sense one can of pringles is actually a survival plan
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Replying to @cwage @Meaningness and
they don't actually have that kindof range but still useful to know. you know, to survive https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantenna
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I don't know what any of these words mean, I just assume you can put the can up to your ear and hear satellites
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You have to tie a string to the end of the can first
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You're trying to trick me now, I know you have to use a USB cable
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USB cables are strings, they're just thick
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USB stands for Used String, Buddy
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