Writing pro-tip: not many people know this, but when you're describing a necklace a woman is wearing, it's actually possible to omit the part where you talk about how big her tits are.
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If you want to talk about titties, talk about titties! Just skip the coy bullshit.
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Replying to @GrumplessGrinch
But being coy is at the heart of hand mating rituals
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