metaphlame

@metaphlame

writing, games, running, scotch. she/her.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    12. srp 2017.

    that time I found a nicolas cage shrine in animal crossing on a city bus

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    29. sij

    airline gate attendant: I understand that your little boy is difficult and hard to keep track of, but no, airline policy strictly forbids checking children in the cargo hold. you’ll have to— members of the band Kansas: <deep breath>

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    30. sij

    WRITER FEEDBACK: This line here seems hard to believe ME, WRITER: Adds “It’s hard to believe, but...” to the beginning of the line

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    30. sij

    Americans: OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO UNSAFE OVER THERE Also Americans: Look, it's my right to let my kid get polio

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  5. 29. sij

    new mom aesthetic achieved

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    27. sij

    yeah, your favorite clickhole piece is great; but remember the time they posted THE ENTIRETY OF MOBY DICK under a clickbait headline?

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  7. 26. sij

    “Effectively, the EPA determined that in order for oil-and-gas to flourish, its hazardous waste should not be defined as hazardous. So responsibility has been largely left to the states—“ cool because states have a great track record of giving a shit

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  8. 26. sij
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  9. 26. sij

    you’d think that badly drawn boy song came out 12 years ago you’d be wrong

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    24. sij
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  11. 24. sij

    like. where is my spine? but also, the last time this happened was with a lady who in all likelihood could have stormed out of her truck at me with a rifle so that’s? where we’re at??

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  12. 24. sij

    the last time I encountered such wanton shitbird behavior I was so stunned by its open-faced malice I politely sat there and let it happen to me. I don’t think I would have done differently than the OP in this scenario and that nettles me to no end

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  13. 23. sij

    childhood amirite

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  14. 23. sij

    obviously we made our sims gay for each other to fill their social needs and then married a revolving door of men for their money only to wall them up in the shack out back because we didn’t know any cheat codes

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  15. 23. sij

    I don’t know when they added the retro radio station to sims4 but it plays the build mode music from sims 1 and that sunday-afternoons-building-houses-with-best-friend-who-disappeared-into-boys-and-then-nyc nostalgia hit me like a freight train

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    20. sij

    A lot of women would die. That's what if.

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    20. sij

    My husband is reading The Lord of the Rings to the boys at bedtime, and he reads with *verve*. So sometimes I'm relaxing, winding down for the day, and suddenly the entire neighborhood can hear RIDE NOW! RIDE! RIDE TO RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING! DEATH! DEATH!! FORTH EORLINGAS!

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  18. 21. sij
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    18. sij

    my sister in law got a package of 96 diapers at her baby shower and my brother said “oh awesome that’s 96 days worth of diapers”

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    17. sij

    coworker: “so yeah you basically don’t eat for a prolonged period and it makes you skinny... it’s called intermittent fasting!!” me: “oh ya i went to treatment for that but i think they called it something else”

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