Asim Jalis

@metafroth

Got an A in reverse psychology. I think that's an F in regular psychology.

San Francisco, California, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2010.

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  1. 10. lis 2019.

    Must be hard to put on contacts when you’re a fly and have 10,000 eyes.

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  2. 22. ruj 2019.

    Do you have a passion for technology and love explaining it to people? If so you might be a perfect for the AWS Technical Trainer role. If you are interested send me your resume:

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  3. 1. kol 2019.

    My favorite cities in Germany: Frankfurt, Hamburg, Cheeseburg.

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    17. tra 2019.

    Why are there no folk tales on the dangers of playing it safe?

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  5. 1. sij 2019.

    Does not reading fiction count as reading nonfiction?

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  6. 1. sij 2019.

    Just microwaved food for 19 seconds, to celebrate 2019.

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  7. 31. pro 2018.

    Giving up coffee for rest of the year.

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  8. 8. kol 2018.

    Can’t live without my BFF—beach flip flops.

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  9. 7. kol 2018.

    Trying to quit sliced meats but it’s so hard to quit cold turkey.

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  10. 4. kol 2018.

    Take a deep breath.

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  11. 29. srp 2018.

    My eye has more megapixels than my iPhone.

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  12. 8. srp 2018.

    Spaghetti is an excuse to eat worms.

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  13. 1. srp 2018.

    Learning patience is taking too long.

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  14. 3. lip 2018.

    No one’s as happy as people in financial products ads.

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  15. 30. svi 2018.

    I have eaten enough sandwiches that at this point I’m completely sandwich.

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  16. 30. svi 2018.

    Weird that we can hear the smile in the voice.

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  17. 16. svi 2018.

    You know we’ve reached the future when someone says something completely crazy and there are already three startups based on that idea.

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  18. 1. svi 2018.

    “I won’t become my parents” is exactly what your parents said. Break the mould and say “I will become my parents.”

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  19. 15. tra 2018.

    GPS = AI backseat driver

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  20. 14. tra 2018.

    Person 1: Hey! What do you call dried grass? Person 2: Hey! [How hay was invented.]

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