Stuff you hear in high school hallways in 10 years:
"I can't believe you Ubered to school, all the cool kids get Lyfts from Amazon drones."
"Young man, if you deactivate the tracking sensor on your iPad one more time, you're suspended!"
"My mom is such a Facebooker. 
"https://twitter.com/meta_nomad/status/1038426355761852421 …
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hahaaha don't give me more nightmares
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